So if Gaga Hired You As Her Manager.... [Game]

[BJFgaga 1]

Since we cannot change the past, I decided to try and influence the future.  This mainly goes with the concept of ARTPOP Act II.

 

                                                                    – – 2014 – –

 

August 8 – During her ARTPOP Ball Tour show in Seattle, Gaga will announce that ARTPOP Act II will be released on September 2.  Gaga will then tweet the video of the announcement.

 

August 15 – Lady Gaga will release the ARTPOP Act II album artwork.

 

August 16 – Gaga will tweet, “Monsters if we can get #ARTPOP_ACT2 trending on twitter worldwide, I'll release the title of the first single off of ARTPOP Act II and its single artwork!â€

Once #ARTPOP_ACT2 is trending worldwide, Gaga will tweet, “Great Job Monsters! You #SLAYED it!  The title of my first single from ARTPOP Act II is titled, Heatwave.  It will be released worldwide Monday, on iTunes at midnight and I will premier the song on iHeartRadio at 7:25 AM, and oh ya.. I'm opening the VMAs with it!â€

 

First Single:  Heatwave

 

August 18 – Heatwave is released worldwide on iTunes at midnight and Gaga premiers the song on iHeartRadio at 7:25 AM.

 

August 24 – Gaga will walk the VMAs red carpet, wearing an outfit that is s-xy but also classy.  Gaga will debut her red hair on the carpet and the dress will emit low-lying fog.

The VMAs will open with a performance of Heatwave.  The performance is borderline slutty, filled with pyrotechnics.

After the VMAs the pre-order for ARTPOP Act II goes up on iTunes.

 

August 29 – The video for Heatwave is released.  The video features Gaga as a homicidal fire spitting dominatrix with vibrant red hair.

 

September 1 – Gaga tweets the Track List for ARTPOP Act II.

 

September 2 – ARTPOP Act II is released in stores and on iTunes.

 

Second Single:  Scream

 

October 18 – Scream is released as the second single from the album.

The music video is released on the same day.  The video features Gaga as a cute nymph, as a nymph she dances around the bright forest.  When the breakdown hits, the screen goes dark and she grows horns and turns into a borderline scary demon.

 

November 3 – Gaga announces that she will be holding a SCREAM it's CHRISTMAS concert in New York City on December 19.  Tickets are available on November 8.

 

November 12 – Gaga announces that she will be extending the SCREAM it's CHRISTMAS concert into December 20 as well.  Tickets are available immediately.

 

November 24 – The ARTPOP Ball Tour ends.

 

December 19 – The SCREAM it's CHRISTMAS concert is held.

Gaga announces during the show that 50% of the ticket sales raised from the concert will benefit her Born This Way Foundation.

 

December 20 – The second show of SCREAM it's CHRISTMAS is held and recorded.

 

December 24 – The video for the SCREAM it's CHRISTMAS concert is released as an “early Christmas present to her Monsters.â€

 

                                                                     Ã¢â‚¬â€œ – 2015 – –

 

Third Single:  TEA

 

Early January – *Space Performance* – Gaga debuts TEA as her third single when she becomes the first artist to perform in outer-space.

 

January 19 – The music video for TEA is released.  The video features Gaga decked out in leather as a green haired rockstar.

 

January 26 – Gaga walks the red carpet wearing a tight leather dress and a green wig.

TEA is performed at the 2015 Grammy's.  Gaga plays a sick guitar solo, and afterward smashes it on the ground and shatters it.

 

Fourth Single:  Brooklyn Nights

 

March – Brooklyn Nights is released as the albums fourth and last single.

The same day the single is released the video for Brooklyn Nights is released.  The video is a narrative about Gaga's life.

 

MTV Music Awards – Gaga will perform Brooklyn Nights at the MTV Music Awards, and delivers a narrative performance.

 

Album Tracklist:
1. TEA
2. Tinnitus
3. Nothin' On (But the Radio)
4. Ratchet (ft. Iggy Azalea)
5. Heatwave
6. Brooklyn Nights
7. Onion Girl
8. Scream (ft. Brittney Spears)
9. Temple

 

                                                                    – – 2016 – –
                                                                 New Era Begins!

 

I must give credit where credit is due, most of the ideas I came up with were encouraged by other post by members on this site.

 

A SHORT tour before the release of her next album in 2016 would be cool.  She could do something like, the LADY GAGA BALL TOUR or something that would include all her biggest hits from all her albums.

 

I hope you enjoy(:

[Emvee 7,080]

:lmao:

[healme 83]

Singles:

 

Promo - July: Aura for Machete Kills

#1 - August: G.U.Y.: Video drops night of the MTV VMAs performance

#2 - November: Do What U Want feat. R. Kelly: Performed at EMAs, VMAs, and The Voice US, after which the video drops with all four artists

Promo - November: Dope

ARTPOP IS RELEASED (NOVEMBER)

#3 - January: Gypsy: Announced + performed at the Grammys, video released on Valentine's Day. Brits performance too.

#4 - March: MANiCURE: Big radio push, video drops on International Woman's Day. Some promo.

#5 - May: Sexxx Dreams (Remix) feat. Janet Jackson: Surprise guest feature at an artRAVE performance livestreamed to the Billboard Music Awards. Video is the PapaTele continuation, released over the summer.

ARTPOP: CREATIVE REBELLION IS RELEASED (JUNE)

#1 - June: In Like With U

Promo: Jewels N' Drugs for Sin City 2

#2 - August: PARTYNAUSEOUS feat. Nicki Minaj - Performed with JND at VMAs.

#3 - October: Tinnitus

Promo: ARTPOP for the GAGA XX TERRY RICHARDSON DOCUMENTARY

 

Then onto Cheek To Cheek in time for Christmas!

[StressedOut 544]

Some of the replies on this thread :lmao:

[Gagz 2,572]

I think everybody is confused as to what a manager does...

[liberacorpus 5]

Cool idea

 

From this point on (so not changing the past):

 

First, shut down LM.com and ban her from twitter/Instagram. Only Gagavisions are used to connect with fans.

Also hire a new choreographer that understands her and her limitations but still can make her performances look impressive, like Laurieann Gibson did.

Also new stylists/creative directors because the current ones are doing an awful job, she looks terrible all the time

And forget about the app, pretend it never happened, sweep it under the rug

 

DWUW: Make Gaga shoot a cheap quick but visually appealing video for DWUW with R Kelly, Christina (assuming she accepts), make a trailer poster with all three artists posing (like the Telephone poster) to build up some excitement, and release it soon after, and have youtube advertise it like crazy. If Christina doesn't want to be in a video with R Kelly, then just release two seperate videos for both versions.

 

Gypsy as the next single. re-record it so that the vocals are more 'pop' and not have the very offputting cheesy 'broadway' vocals the album version has. Also let someone else produce a new instrumental and replace Madeon's terrible instrumental with something else.

 

Fashion! as the next single. Same as Gypsy, make her re-record Fashion! so that the vocals are more 'pop' and not have the very offputting cheesy 'broadway' vocals the album version has. Also change the lyric "slay!" to something else, less cringe inducing (using stan lingo in a song, seriously?)

 

Dope as the next single. Make her re-record a clean version Dope with PLEASANT vocals that aren't instantly offputting (think Rihanna's "Stay" or even "Brown Eyes") because the current vocals are just unacceptable , and release it as a single, with a video

 

G.U.Y. as the next single, let Zedd remix the instrumental to fit in more with radio, the production (the synth) in the verses already sound a bit dated and straight out of 2011-2012. Cut out the intro for radio edit obviously

 

Then get her on any feature she can get, that sounds like an undeniable hit. It could be a collab with a DJ or a rapper or with another singer. It would be included on the re-release.

 

Lead single of ARTPOP Act 2 is next.

 

Then ARTPOP Act 2 (both as a re-release of the original ARTPOP and as a seperate EP) are released. A new sound, away with DJWS, Madeon, and Zedd, Act 2's songs would be produced by actual pop producers/musicians again, just no more DJs, and the songs will all have good non-cringe worthy lyrics and good non off-putting vocals. It would have 8-9 new songs, including the previously mentioned feature, and the lead single. The re-release would also have the new versions of G.U.Y., Dope, Fashion!, Gypsy, instead of the originals, and the Christina Aguilera remix of DWUW as a bonus track. The seperate EP would be digital only. The iTunes releases would also include all the videos of the era so far.

 

Second single of Act 2.

Third single of Act 2.

 

omg whats wrong with u? Why should she change those flawless gypsy and dope vocals? That'd just kill those songs duh... She shouldn't sacrifice quality art for the sake of radio

[Slayer 9,227]

First Single: Jewels N' Drugs (August 2013)

Second Single:  Fashion (September 2011)

Third Single: Do What U Want feat. Rolf Harris and Jimmy Saville (March 2016)

Fourth Single: Radar (June 2050)

[Rolodex of Hate 1,721]

The OP is exactly how the era should have gone!!!!!

First Single: Jewels N' Drugs (August 2013)

Second Single:  Fashion (September 2011)

Third Single: Do What U Want feat. Rolf Harris and Jimmy Saville (March 2016)

Fourth Single: Radar (June 2050)

Omg the meltdowns would have been unreal :giveup:

[Tropico 4,145]

The meltdowns the OP would cause... Deleting every tweet? Not promoting lead single much? Messing up album release date? Verrrryyyyy messy sorry.

 

THE BIGGEST MESS HERE IS IN THE REPLIES THO. DO Y'ALL REALIZE HOW MUCH THIS **** WOULD COST PERFORMING AT EVERY MAJOR AWARD AND TV AND CONCERTS?

 

Stick to being fans y'all.

 

I'd rather we have the era stay the same than Interscope go bankrupt and over exhaust Gaga. All i'd chane is have G.U.Y. performed on a few shows.

[hookerfreak 30]

THE BUILDUP

June 2013
-starts blackout, no social media, very few appearances, even paparazzi photos

August 9
-tweets a gory photo of a naked Gaga with blood all over her and wearing the long blonde 'The Fame' wig; no caption (full explicit frontal nudity)

August 10
-releases 30-second video of Gaga rubbing blood all over her body and angry/crying face shots, set to classical music; no caption or explanation why

August 11
-tweet 'do you wanna see me naked lover?' (Aura has not already leaked earlier in the year so this is new)

August 12
-tweet 'A'

August 13
-tweet 'U'

August 14
-tweet 'R'

August 15
-tweet 'A'

THE SINGLE RELEASE

August 16
-releases 6 minute music video to AURA with a link to the itunes single available now. single cover is the first image released
-video starts with opening monologue explaining how she has been in hiding and has been running from something, diary entry style. blurry shots of her appear onscreen bloody and nude, can't properly see her face. when the opening guitar of Aura starts a clear scene of Gaga looking distant covered in blood on the floor plays. then the song starts playing and the music video has a few controversial scenes, not on the scale of wrecking ball but still gets people talking.

August 17
-tweet 'see you at the vmas'

THE PERFORMANCE

August 25
-Closes the VMAs with a very dark but hot performance-art-esque performance of Aura, features simulated murder on stage. going with the style she had before applause with the septum ring and black hair. gets everyone talking, the main conversation point of the night along with Miley, though she is getting 'slut' and Gaga is getting 'weird but kinda cool, she looked hot and the song slays'

August 26
-Howard Stern announces an hour-long interview with Gaga in a couple of days

THE INTERVIEW

August 28
-Gaga explains the song and video for Aura, explains the blackout and gives lots of new information about the album ARTPOP, including song titles; 'Gypsy', 'Dope', 'Donatella', 'G.U.Y', 'Jewels N' Drugs'. says Aura opens the album. explains 'Reverse-Warholian Expedition' and sticks the that, going into detail about the subject. says that we will hear new music in the coming weeks. 

THE SINGLE PROMO

August 31
-Interview with David Letterman

September 2
-cover of Dazed And Confused, interview revealing behind the scenes look at making the album and song, her mental state etc.
-mentions new song 'Mary Jane Holland'

September 4
-Interview and performance with Jimmy Kimmel; performs Aura (cage performance), ARTPOP & Dope

September 10
-Alan Carr interview in the UK with performance of Aura

September 12
-Graham Norton interview in the UK with performance of Aura & ARTPOP
-Announces the next single 'Sexxx Dreams' will be released on October 1

Rest of September
-Promoting Aura, Sexxx Dreams & the album with various radio interviews and one more performance of Aura & Dope

September 28
-single cover released for Sexxx Dreams, a closeup of Gaga's closed eye

October 1
-Sexxx Dreams released with video (shot in between Aura release and VMAs)
-video sees Gaga as a s-x siren, very steamy and heavily s-xualised video, comes under fire for being too s-xual but still rakes in millions of youtube views.

October 5
-hosts SNL and performs both Aura & first performance of Sexxx Dreams, again makes headlines with the s-xualisation of the performance
-tweets "s-xxx sells, b---hes"

THE ALBUM PROMO

October 11
-releases ARTPOP album cover featuring koons statue, announces November 11 release date, pre-order available
-announces artRave day after album release in NYC (the one off artRave)

October 12-27
-releases the tracklist in order one song at a time
-various radio interviews
-hyping album on twitter & instagram

October 30
-performance of Sexxx Dreams on David Letterman

November 5
-releases studio version of ARTPOP with ARTPOP film

November 9
-Watch What Happens with Andy Cohen

ARTPOP & artRAVE

November 11
-ARTPOP RELEASED

November 12
-artRave; Aura, Venus, MANiCURE, Sexxx Dreams, Fashion!, Gypsy, Applause, ARTPOP





took me ages to write this so i'm done

[EdgeofGlory1604 459]

Cool idea

 

From this point on (so not changing the past):

 

First, shut down LM.com and ban her from twitter/Instagram. Only Gagavisions are used to connect with fans.

Also hire a new choreographer that understands her and her limitations but still can make her performances look impressive, like Laurieann Gibson did.

Also new stylists/creative directors because the current ones are doing an awful job, she looks terrible all the time

And forget about the app, pretend it never happened, sweep it under the rug

 

DWUW: Make Gaga shoot a cheap quick but visually appealing video for DWUW with R Kelly, Christina (assuming she accepts), make a trailer poster with all three artists posing (like the Telephone poster) to build up some excitement, and release it soon after, and have youtube advertise it like crazy. If Christina doesn't want to be in a video with R Kelly, then just release two seperate videos for both versions.

 

Gypsy as the next single. re-record it so that the vocals are more 'pop' and not have the very offputting cheesy 'broadway' vocals the album version has. Also let someone else produce a new instrumental and replace Madeon's terrible instrumental with something else.

 

Fashion! as the next single. Same as Gypsy, make her re-record Fashion! so that the vocals are more 'pop' and not have the very offputting cheesy 'broadway' vocals the album version has. Also change the lyric "slay!" to something else, less cringe inducing (using stan lingo in a song, seriously?)

 

Dope as the next single. Make her re-record a clean version Dope with PLEASANT vocals that aren't instantly offputting (think Rihanna's "Stay" or even "Brown Eyes") because the current vocals are just unacceptable , and release it as a single, with a video

 

G.U.Y. as the next single, let Zedd remix the instrumental to fit in more with radio, the production (the synth) in the verses already sound a bit dated and straight out of 2011-2012. Cut out the intro for radio edit obviously

 

Then get her on any feature she can get, that sounds like an undeniable hit. It could be a collab with a DJ or a rapper or with another singer. It would be included on the re-release.

 

Lead single of ARTPOP Act 2 is next.

 

Then ARTPOP Act 2 (both as a re-release of the original ARTPOP and as a seperate EP) are released. A new sound, away with DJWS, Madeon, and Zedd, Act 2's songs would be produced by actual pop producers/musicians again, just no more DJs, and the songs will all have good non-cringe worthy lyrics and good non off-putting vocals. It would have 8-9 new songs, including the previously mentioned feature, and the lead single. The re-release would also have the new versions of G.U.Y., Dope, Fashion!, Gypsy, instead of the originals, and the Christina Aguilera remix of DWUW as a bonus track. The seperate EP would be digital only. The iTunes releases would also include all the videos of the era so far.

 

Second single of Act 2.

Third single of Act 2.

 

sounds perfect tbh. read my mind on pretty much everything, especially gypsy and fashion, they could be huge on the radio if they were recorded better. 

[Versace 7,409]

I would've loved this

 

1-G.U.Y 2-Applause 3-Do What U Want (Solo version) 4-MANiCURE 5-Mary Jane Holland 6-Gypsy

 

but dreams don't always come true do they

[EdgeofGlory1604 459]

um... i would have kept the original release date for Applause as the 19th cuz with the single dropping on itunes and the music video on the same day, it would have charted at atleast number 2. 

 

swine fest was a good idea but then for all of us to get used to those versions of the songs and then she re-did most of them and tbh i liked the swine fest versions better. especially s-x dreams and IWBWU

 

and leave the "seXXX' off the song title for s-x dreams. seems childish. 

 

2nd single would be DWUW ft. R. Kelly. but with proper prep time and a music video prepared. 

 

i would also have her shorten the album, there's a bit of fat on it that needs to be shed.

the new track listing would be

 

1. Applause

2. Venus

3. G.U.Y.

4. Sex Dreams

5. Do What U Want (ft. R. Kelly)

6. Gypsy

7. Fashion!

8. Mary Jane Holland

9. I Wanna Be With You

10. ARTPOP

DELUXE VERSION:

11. Aura

12. Brooklyn Nights

13. Donatella

14. MANiCURE

15. Swine 

 

 

 

also would have had a big producer do Venus because that production isn't up to par. that song has probably the best chorus on the album but everything sounds so sloppy. that song could slay on radio if say RedOne or Fernando did Venus. 

 

also a different producer for Gypsy. it needs a more modern production. sounds too outdated and corny.

 

3rd single would be VENUS

4th single would be Fashion! (i truly believe it could be a summer smash) 

5th and final single would be Gypsy. 

[TimisaMonster 31,073]

i dont have the time or patience to do this soz

[5 Threat 5]