JoJo Siwa announces her very own cruise holiday with concert

[Teletubby 156,502]

1 hour ago, River said:

I still don't understand what is her target audience.

people who can't swim so they won't be able to swim away from the cruise ship

[ANVEEROY 62,431]

Mayhem

[gumzy3000 7,577]

It's going to have a lot of old people who booked it for the actual cruise and then a bunch of little kids running around trying to get to the Jojo events. 

[Idefix1999 257]

Disappointed that no one has posted a pic of a lifeboat with "the cruiseship in question" in the caption yet

[Bling 31,610]

I'm confused, wasn't she pivoting away from her previous music/brand? Now she's going back to the hair bow thing?

[Lucas 28,936]

That's a fun idea tbh but who even is her audience now?

[timdrake 1,421]

9 hours ago, River said:

I still don't understand what is her target audience.

not even kidding, everyone I know IRL who has spoken positively about her said they did so because they feel bad she was "forced to be a child star"

 

so it's people who pity her. the pitiful, if you will 

[Ladle Ghoulash 35,281]

Inventor of Ex-Gay Pop did that 

[vanna shintuyu 11,417]

6 hours ago, gumzy3000 said:

It's going to have a lot of old people who booked it for the actual cruise and then a bunch of little kids running around trying to get to the Jojo events. 

Do you think their parents would buy them tickets though?

6 hours ago, Bling said:

I'm confused, wasn't she pivoting away from her previous music/brand? Now she's going back to the hair bow thing?

I'm wondering about that as well... I'm guessing the Can't Be Tamed era money dried up.

[Wolf Boy 3,404]

Please sink.

[Jarpad 60]

Guests who book their cabin through Royal Caribbean directly – or via any site other than the official JoJo portal – will not be able to take part in the Siwa events.

So it's not a Jojo Siwa cruise. It's a regular cruise that retirees and random people will be on, that will have exclusive Siwa events for *some* passengers. 

[MonsterBall13 1,222]

Nothing beats a Jet 2 holiday 

[Jackaroo 2,353]

 

fingers crossed no one goes overboard