Gaga posts on Insta: a LOT more to come

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6 minutes ago, Jase said:

Little Moaners

I hope this catches on... I'll wear this badge with pride 

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Here's the unedited original draft of this post:

"Oi flags. Shut up and take your music. Dont make me cancel LG7"

[ModernEcstasy 8,949]

1 minute ago, macca said:

You should’ve been getting on with it and enjoying the music with it without her post 

I have been 

My concerns were mainly about her wellbeing because I felt the silence was unusual 
 

[Sunday 2,177]

This is a huge relief. I wasn't worried about her promoting the song. She doesn't f*king need to when the music can just speak for itself.

While I did my best to keep it in, I was actually secretly worried  she wasn't happy or anything to that extent. 
Especially coming off of several events that involve her this year where it was the first time she was super enthusiastic to be in the public eye in such a long time. 

I want her to enjoy this ride as much as we do and I'm glad we got to see that in this post.

[HelloHangoverz 17,414]

1 hour ago, steven said:

HEELLPP 

[Jase 13,255]

That's such a genuinely happy expression on her face. She's having the time of her life isn't she. Joker backlash WHO? Ugh I love her so much.

[VTV 12,797]

52 minutes ago, ImMatt said:

I'd love to know the behind the scenes of how the post came about. I imagine it went something like this...

Gaga gets phone call on a Sunday afternoon from Bobby..."Oh **** Michael, Bobby's calling".

Gaga picks up phone.

"Hey Gaga, it's Bobby. We've decided you should post a picture to show you're happy and alive as the fans are concerned you've put out a single and not said anything."

Gaga replies: "What, you want me to do this now Bobby? It's Sunday afternoon"

Bobby: "I know Gaga, but the fans want to see you're alive and well"

"But I am alive and well"

"Yes, but the fans don't know that"

Gaga hangs up the phone and turns to Michael. "OK, Michael, I need to take some smiling pictures for Bobby to post on Instagram to prove I'm alive. What's that? Yes, I know it's a Sunday afternoon. He's worried because the song is falling on Spotify and he thinks I might flop like Katy Perry."

Michael: "But I liked Woman's World"

Gaga: "Yes, I know you did but no one else did. Let's just take the pictures, put up a fun caption about me being happy and that'll keep people quiet until next week when we put out the video."

Michael finds room. Gaga takes pictures. Pictures are sent to Bobby.

Bobby: "Why's there a fire extinguisher in the background?"

Gaga: "Because we've still got it left over from the Chromatica Ball when health and safety told us we needed one in case the 60ft flames did damage'

Bobby: "OK, that's fine. The pictures are great. We'll post it and then I'll see what GagaDaily is saying..." 

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I hope she didn't see y'all being messy in that thread   how embarrassing 

[Jase 13,255]

58 minutes ago, ImMatt said:

I'd love to know the behind the scenes of how the post came about. I imagine it went something like this...

Gaga gets phone call on a Sunday afternoon from Bobby..."Oh **** Michael, Bobby's calling".

Gaga picks up phone.

"Hey Gaga, it's Bobby. We've decided you should post a picture to show you're happy and alive as the fans are concerned you've put out a single and not said anything."

Gaga replies: "What, you want me to do this now Bobby? It's Sunday afternoon"

Bobby: "I know Gaga, but the fans want to see you're alive and well"

"But I am alive and well"

"Yes, but the fans don't know that"

Gaga hangs up the phone and turns to Michael. "OK, Michael, I need to take some smiling pictures for Bobby to post on Instagram to prove I'm alive. What's that? Yes, I know it's a Sunday afternoon. He's worried because the song is falling on Spotify and he thinks I might flop like Katy Perry."

Michael: "But I liked Woman's World"

Gaga: "Yes, I know you did but no one else did. Let's just take the pictures, put up a fun caption about me being happy and that'll keep people quiet until next week when we put out the video."

Michael finds room. Gaga takes pictures. Pictures are sent to Bobby.

Bobby: "Why's there a fire extinguisher in the background?"

Gaga: "Because we've still got it left over from the Chromatica Ball when health and safety told us we needed one in case the 60ft flames did damage'

Bobby: "OK, that's fine. The pictures are great. We'll post it and then I'll see what GagaDaily is saying..." 

The fact so much effort was put into this fanfic is sending me into outta orbit and BEYOND.   

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Is this the old pic from march? 

[eMILY 1,076]

1 hour ago, Cameltoe Chariot said:

Did anyone tag that one user yet?

 

The one who said that they're so done? 

[eMILY 1,076]

1 hour ago, ImMatt said:

I'd love to know the behind the scenes of how the post came about. I imagine it went something like this...

Gaga gets phone call on a Sunday afternoon from Bobby..."Oh **** Michael, Bobby's calling".

Gaga picks up phone.

"Hey Gaga, it's Bobby. We've decided you should post a picture to show you're happy and alive as the fans are concerned you've put out a single and not said anything."

Gaga replies: "What, you want me to do this now Bobby? It's Sunday afternoon"

Bobby: "I know Gaga, but the fans want to see you're alive and well"

"But I am alive and well"

"Yes, but the fans don't know that"

Gaga hangs up the phone and turns to Michael. "OK, Michael, I need to take some smiling pictures for Bobby to post on Instagram to prove I'm alive. What's that? Yes, I know it's a Sunday afternoon. He's worried because the song is falling on Spotify and he thinks I might flop like Katy Perry."

Michael: "But I liked Woman's World"

Gaga: "Yes, I know you did but no one else did. Let's just take the pictures, put up a fun caption about me being happy and that'll keep people quiet until next week when we put out the video."

Michael finds room. Gaga takes pictures. Pictures are sent to Bobby.

Bobby: "Why's there a fire extinguisher in the background?"

Gaga: "Because we've still got it left over from the Chromatica Ball when health and safety told us we needed one in case the 60ft flames did damage'

Bobby: "OK, that's fine. The pictures are great. We'll post it and then I'll see what GagaDaily is saying..." 

Hahahaha this was a brilliant ride 

[Ladle Ghoulash 22,359]

14 minutes ago, Emily said:

The one who said that they're so done? 

@degenerate

[chewing on pearls 472]

it's sad that I generally avoid this website in the days surrounding new music because the negativity goes crazy... these should be the moments we are celebrating!! regardless, I'm glad she posted to put some of the little managers at ease

[Ouranos 795]

Always down for the ride and will always show up for the music