Rats ate 200kg of seized cannabis, say India police

[Teletubby 86,561]

Police in India have blamed rats for destroying nearly 200kg (440lb) of cannabis seized from dealers and kept in police stations.

"Rats are tiny animals and they have no fear of the police. It's difficult to protect the drug from them," a court in Uttar Pradesh state has said.

The court had asked the police to produce the stash as evidence in cases of drug peddling.

The judge cited 3 cases in which marijuana was destroyed by rodents.

Judge Sanjay Chaudhary said in an order that when the court asked the police to produce the seized drug as evidence, it was told that 195kg of cannabis had been "destroyed" by rats.

In another case involving 386kg of the drug, the police filed a report saying "some" of the cannabis was "eaten up by the rats".

Judge Chaudhary said some 700kg of marijuana seized by the police was lying in police stations in Mathura district and that "all of it was under danger of infestation by rats".

 

[Dojo 18,793]

finally it all makes sense @Rat Boy

[ProfessionalClown 8,185]

Ratatouille 2 boutta be lit 

[Why am I on GGD 19,403]

34 minutes ago, Teletubby said:

Rats are tiny animals and they have no fear of the police.

Maybe we should send the GGD mods after them instead.

[alsemanche 69,397]

Me as a rat

[RAMROD 85,190]

The cartels be like

 

[Dennis 4,517]

They're pretty stoned by now, that's for sure

[Eido 3,200]

Like… did someone believe them or do they really think they are in some kind of Indian soap opera ? 

[ThisGuyTony 22,141]

I wonder if the Joanne Trattoria rats ever got high with Gaga  

[tomsches 16,291]

I don’t appreciate being called a rat 

[CautiousLurker 16,451]

I like how the police was like 'yeah it was rats' and the judge was like 'ah yesss, those damn rats, this has happened before'... and then he immediately started coughing profusely, in my imagination 

Edited November 24, 2022 by CautiousLurker

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