Create the worst possible gaga setlist

[Blown Away 5,218]

7 minutes ago, TipsyGagaFan said:

Just as a side note, ik Gaga removed DWUW cuz of R(ape) Kelly, but y’all have to admit the song still slaps. Stream the Xtina version for clear skin 

I agree so much with this. I hate how people act like it's a bad song now. That said, I still stream the original version on Spotify... A radio station put in on a Love Songs compilation album of theirs on Spotify and I can still stream it 

 

[TheSlash 14,539]

Just now, TipsyGagaFan said:

That’s why it was on your worst Gaga setlist? 

Bc my playlist is a concept rather than a "worst songs" compilation. OP said "worst possible setlist", not "worst Gaga songs compilation", so I complied  

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1 hour ago, TheSlash said:

13. Dance In The Dark

[TheSlash 14,539]

1 minute ago, Blown Away said:

I agree so much with this. I hate how people act like it's a bad song now. That said, I still stream the original version on Spotify... A radio station put in on a Love Songs compilation album of theirs on Spotify and I can still stream it 

 

"Love Songs"  

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2 minutes ago, Blown Away said:

Love Songs compilation

[TipsyGagaFan 320]

6 minutes ago, Blown Away said:

Love Songs compilation

 

Skskskskskskskssk 

 

5 minutes ago, TheSlash said:

Bc my playlist is a concept rather than a "worst songs" compilation. OP said "worst possible setlist", not "worst Gaga songs compilation", so I complied  

I don’t see how DITD could ever fit on a worst Gaga setlist but ok babe

[DrKindnessKunt1999 5,222]

Lady Gaga Enimga Tour 2.0 The REPLAYYY 

 

ACT I

1. Trigger (MDNA Remix) 

2. Chromatica II / 911 / I Believe I Can Fly (R. Kelly Hyperpop Remix)

3. Diggin’ My Grave (solo)

4. Jewels & Drugs (ft. Migos) 

5. Dope (Trap Remix ft. Yoko Ono)

ACT II 

6. Why Do You Do That? (ft RuPaul) 

7. Rain on Me (ft. Mariah Carey) 

8. Swine

9. Sexxx Dreams (ft. Robin Thicke) 
 

ACT III

10. Angel Down/ Ratchet (ft. Azealia Banks)/Cake like Lady Gaga (mashup)

11. Cum to Mama (ft. Cupcakke)

12. Born this Way (ft. DaBaby)

ACT IIII

13. Just Dance (ft. Lana Del Rey)

14. Americano (ft. Hilaría Baldwin)

15. Bloody Mary (ft. Carrie) 

At this point the set is destroyed so Gaga has to finish the show on short notice.  

 

[Alvaro Moreno Ullrich 1,535]

2 hours ago, rinasawachanta said:

1. Aura 

2. Venus 

3. G.U.Y. 

4. Sexxx Dreams 

5. Jewels n Drugs 

6. MANiCURE 

7. Do What U Want 

8. ARTPOP 

9. Swine 

10. Donatella 

11. Fashion!

12. Mary Jane Holland 

13. Dope 

14. Gypsy 

15. Applause 

I love you. Because now I dont have to write it myself

[Rahrahbitchson 12,649]

This thread is so shady  i laugh at the transition between Chromatica II and Till it happens to you and then grigio girls as encore is ssending meee

[Hebi 13,928]

Chromatica act II / 911 (feat. CupcakKe)

Orange Colored Sky

I'll Never Love Again (Piano Version)

Grigio Girls (Piano Version)

-End of the first act-

Intro / Jewels N Drugs

PARTYNAUSEOUS break

Free Woman (feat. Rina Sawayama)

The Cure

-End of the second act-

Shallow (Piano Version + fans on stage)

Plastic Doll (Piano Version)

Gypsy / Outro

[Cruelty 5,887]

1. Chromatica III
2. Chromatica I
3. Chromatica II
4. La Vie en Rose
5. California Gurls (Katy Perry cover) - duet with Ava Max
6. Big Girl Now (New Kids on the Block ft. Lady Gaga cover) (they wouldn't let New Kids on the Block into the country, poor thing, so only Lady Gaga's lines are sung and the rest of the song is just uncomfortable silence broken only by the ticking of a metronome)

Interlude: Gaga reads her viral tweet 'what's fortnight'
Interlude: Supercut of Lady Gaga mentioning that she is Italian
7. Mambo Italiano (contains elements of Til It Happens to You)
8. Dancin' in Circles/Joanne mashup (no effort is made to match the songs' tempos or keys)
Tony Bennett climbs onto the mechanical bull
9. Swine / Love for Sale mashup (duet with Tony Bennett. Tony Bennett rides around on the mechanical bull but is not permitted to sing)
10. 3-Way (The Golden Rule) (The Lonely Island ft. Justin Timberlake and Lady Gaga cover) - duet with Celine Dion

Interlude: Dinner ft. Adele (Adele comes on stage and she and Gaga consume a meat feast pizza Lady and the Tramp style)
Interlude: Asia, Gustav and Koji Acrobatics Routine
Interlude: Welcome To Singapore (Shopping, Clubbing, Nightlife, Food, Hanging Out)
11. Fun Tonight (screamed directly into the ear canal of a fan chosen at random)
12. Rain on Me (duet with Colby O'Donis)
13. Chromatica IV (Gaga improvises this piece on the spot)

Interlude: Gaga reads out her 80 page biography of Patricia Gucci
14. Chromatica but every time Gaga says 'I/I'm' it skips to the next song (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6m2_UTjtd8)

Interlude: Gaga reads her 80 page biography of Patricia Gucci but silently this time - all we hear is the occasional turning of a page
Interlude: Poker Face (calypso remix)
Interlude: Haus Labs product demonstration by Madonna
15. Shallow (performed by London Underground chanteuse Charlotte Awbery)
16. Lady Gaga appears wearing a straitjacket and climbs into a water tank, she performs Dance in the Dark, Poker Face, Scheiße and Replay whilst performing an escapology act. Sadly, she isn't allowed to wear a microphone underwater, so we hear none of this.
17. Express Yourself (Madonna cover)
18. Sophisticated Lady (Gaga invites little monsters on stage and they uncomfortably dance)

Interlude: Gaga re-enacts her entry for the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge 

19. Heavy Metal Lover (performed on a tricycle)*
20. Poker Face but every other beat is missing (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmRe1RYuWWI)

Lady Gaga and her team are evicted by the cops for failing to get the appropriate permits to perform in Madonna's back yard.

 

*Heavy Metal Lover demonstration:

[2School4Cool 5,348]

1 hour ago, chromatic puzea said:

Aura - Machete Kills trailer version

I mean what’s the point in listening to Aura without Sofia Vergara saying “Machete!!!”

[ProfessionalClown 9,665]

Intro:

Iconic songs including DITD, Scheiße, G.U.Y, 911, Alejandro, Etc. (Totally isnt the only good part of the show )

ACT 1:

1. Chromatica ll

2. I’ll Never Love Again 

3. Do What U Want (Ft cutout of Britney Spears and Derrick Barry doing vocals)

4. Fancy Pants (Bowie’s Son idk his name Remix)

5. Take You Out 

ACT 2:

interlude: (Gaga holding up a card saying “ACT 2” laughing.)

ACT 3:

6. Glitter N Grease but that really low quality MP3 version you had on your iPod when it first leaked 

7. Fashion! Ft Rupaul Via Skype 

8. Red Flame but when it’s Azerbaijan Balm’s verse Gaga just stands there 

9. Teeth but the background is Rihanna showing her teeth at Coachella. 

10. Joanne/Dancin In Circles/Sexxx Dreams

ACT 4:

11. Out Of Control (only the leaked sections, she’s still teasing us)

12. Christmas Tree (Ft Space Cowboy via fiverr)

13. Fun Tonight (nightcore remix) 

14. Monster (Reggae version) 

15. Sour Candy (Ft Skittles Connoisseur 6ix9ine) (Extra Sour Remix) 

Encore:

16. Bad Romance (Extra Rah Rah version)

encore 2:

17. Stuck on Phuckin’ You (10 Minute Version) (Stefani’s Version)

encore 2.5:

18. Million Reasons (The Millionth Reason Remix)

encore 3:

19. Bang Bang (Spoken Word Slam Poetry Version)

 

[Illundressyou 411]

1. Jewels n drugs

2. chromatica iii

3. grigio girls

4. christmas tree

5. la vie en rose

6. chromatica i

7. fun tonight remix

8. 1000 doves

9. hair body face

10. hey girl

11. chromatica ii

12. rain on me remix

13. the queen

14. cake like lady gaga

15. fashion!

[RenegAde 16,101]

3 hours ago, qoqo said:

ACT II

5. Eh Eh (Nothing Else I Can Say) (Acapella)

6. Princess Die

7. Why Did You Do That?

8. Joanne/Dancin’ In Circles

This would actually slap