Teletubby 116,859 Posted January 16, 2021 Share Posted January 16, 2021 Jamie Lynn Spears recently revealed she has tragically run over multiple family pets with her electric car - Tesla, which is nearly silent as it accelerates and drives around. After killing her daughter's cat - Turkey, she recorded a plea to Tesla's CEO, Elon Musk, about the dangers of creating cars without reverse beeping. 'I know there's bigger things to worry about in the world right now, but someone's got to let Elon Musk know that the Tesla is a secret cat killer. And it's a problem, we've really got to fix,' 'We have, now, lost, I don't even want to tell you how many cats because they don't hear the Tesla Crank and unfortunate things happen. And it's really devastating and tragic for everyone involved.' 'So, since Tesla is so quiet, maybe, he could, like, make one of those noises that bother cat or animal ears when it cranks up, so that way they know something's happening and they aren't caught off guard. And, things don't end in a very tragic way,' 'Elon Musk, let's figure this out. I mean, you owe me a couple cats.'  'Yes, I am fully aware that there's some user error involved in this, but I'm just saying, you know, let's collaborate to save some cats' lives,' source UPDATE: source I had a hole in the pocket of my favourite coat And my love for @Juanlittlem dropped into the lining Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PartySick 134,076 Posted January 16, 2021 Share Posted January 16, 2021 Why...why are her cats near the car at all? Why wouldn't she look out for cats? I have street cats that hang out on my porch, in my driveway, just everywhere and it literally takes me two seconds to look and shoo them away before getting in the car đ€ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
lady siwa 909 Posted January 16, 2021 Share Posted January 16, 2021 this sounds more of a jamie problem than a tesla problem  Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moonlight on Water 13,677 Posted January 16, 2021 Share Posted January 16, 2021 idk sis maybe chase them off before you pull out. I do this and my family doesn't have a tesla she/her Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BornAsUnic0rn 1,854 Posted January 16, 2021 Share Posted January 16, 2021 I think Jamie (just like her father) owes us a couple Britneyâs, regarding the way they drove her over again and again for their own wealth. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sillynate 6,170 Posted January 16, 2021 Share Posted January 16, 2021 Idk what sheâs talking about the car is quiet and a cat behind the tire goes splat because it couldnât hear the electric vehicle? Honk the horn.... cat sleeping in the engine to keep warm?.... honk the horn.... if honking is too inhumane, knock on the hood.... if itâs behind the tire.................... shoo it away literally, I donât get it also what car has reverse beeping? When I was a boy my mum taught me to stay away from a car with the white lights in the back on because thereâs a chance they might not see me behind them which by the way, to anyone reading this who may not know, cats like to hang out inside vehicle engines or something. During the summer it can be because theyâre hiding from predators but during the winter most likely itâs to keep themselves warm, especially overnight. Please before you start your vehicles, knock on your hood, knock on your dashboard, or honk the horn (I know that one sounds harsh but itâs for their own good) the less cat smoothies, the better Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadreMonster 2,584 Posted January 16, 2021 Share Posted January 16, 2021 She could downgrade and get a car that makes sound? But god forbid rich people have anything less than the âinâ thing. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adrenaliner 3,574 Posted January 16, 2021 Share Posted January 16, 2021 Bitch you own Britney few teslas that you are buyin with her money Rip cats, but they were lucky to get away from her Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snorlax 5,048 Posted January 16, 2021 Share Posted January 16, 2021 The silent Tesla motors are actually an issue for blind people as well Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
hieronymus 8,140 Posted January 16, 2021 Share Posted January 16, 2021 What in the good, christian name of azalea banks is going on here with former celebrities and cats lately Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RudraCNG 13,370 Posted January 16, 2021 Share Posted January 16, 2021 She talks about cats as if they were some kind of garden gnomes or something Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipAway 880 Posted January 16, 2021 Share Posted January 16, 2021 So she buys teslas with Britney money and runs over her cats That bitch     Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Regina George 59,387 Posted January 16, 2021 Share Posted January 16, 2021 Sorry for cats but she is not the one to talk about people.. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gimme More 33,869 Posted January 16, 2021 Share Posted January 16, 2021 If Britney said this TMZ would have crucified her and called her unfit and crazy - but they say nothing when Jamie-Lynn does this Anyway, Jamie-Lynn is trash wbk! #JusticeForBritney ⥠Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bryanspears 462 Posted January 16, 2021 Share Posted January 16, 2021 Love how Jamie can say whatever tf she wants to the media and its like "whatever" but if Britney did it? They would lock her up again. Knowing their father's ties with TMZ, this article will be taken down as a "misunderstanding" shortly Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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