What would a Lady Gaga theme park look like?

[Chromatica Island 8,491]

This ones my favorite!

[Pop Music 20,522]

first off I love Matthew's channel and have been watching him before this Swifty theme park thing happened and love him sm 

I would def but a highway unicorn attraction and have a Joanne saloon with some tasty treats as well as a Koons ball tilt a whirl while they blast "Aura" in your ears until you get dizzy from the spinning

[Sister 9,907]

Instead of seats and benches around the park, everyone must sit in Mother Monster EGGS

[Chromatica Island 8,491]

How about a Rain on Me waterpark?

[Chromatica Island 8,491]

And a Bloody Haunted house ride

[brucee 1,690]

So it would use the BTWB's castle like in Disneyland, and it would be an exhibition hall. 

There would also be like different zones, like Disney too, for each album. The Fame with crystal theme for example.. 

edit : BTW would be the rock zone (even if there's the castle in it), with like the Judas rodeo on a motorbike, and uh... the Marry the night dance contest (like the just dance game but the concept is not very clear r now)... And the You and I Ice cream truck... and a haunted house of course for Bloody Mary.

For ARTPOP there would be a crazy rollercoaster because so is ARTPOP... A very trippy one (with the swine instrumental). And Also some attraction where you have to paint stuff. Idk Maybe a numeric paint battle. 

Joanne is the hardest one, maybe the rodeo idea would fit better here or maybe it would be more of a place to rest and chill... 

Chromatica would be a futurist place too, but more cyberpunk/ Alien... Could there be a swimming pool thing ?? why couldn't a theme park also have a swimming pool area (making the connection with the ARTPOP zone, and a desert with crystal area making the connection with Joanne ???)

 

[TimisaMonster 31,073]

Theme Park Name: Chromatica/Kingdom of Fame/Gagaland

Alice Free Fall/Dark Ride

Paparazzi Themed Night Club 

Dancin in Circles Tea Cup Ride 

Rain on Me Water Ride 

Highway Unicorn Fast Track Ride

Monster Haunted Maze

Telephone Diner 

The Edge of Glory Rollercoaster/Free Fall

Marry the Night Firework Show

Judas Dark Ride

Swine Rollercoaster 

Ugh...i can only imagine the merch and food and drinks

[brucee 1,690]

Part 2 : 

The Fame zone : a hall of fame, with like her awards, rewards and fan presents, A make up studio where you can like customise denim jackets and get a make up thing (is that even sustainable on a theme park ?) 

The Paparazzi attraction is like a shooting game where you have to take paps pictures instead of shooting on people w guns.

There would also be a casino area because why not ? P-p-p-poker face... Uh... but not really a proper casino where you play with proper money. you just like... Idk... Can win hotel night in the park, Or idk.. 

The Fame monster : I love the Diner of Telephone idea... But there are NO pancakes and the honey is stevia.. 

BTW : there needs to be a Unicorn carrousel, with motorbikes too !

ARTPOP : Gypsy could be a semi- soft ride, around the world like the Doll thing in Disneyland too but Gaga version, but with faster moments like the Peter Pan one. 

A Venus ride like rocket #9 (that's a lot of rollercoasters)

Joanne - A glass house for perfect illusion ? But a very high tech one with lights flashing and mirrors too.. 

Chromatica.... Sour Candies. And I want Alice to be the maze and spinning tea cup thing. I know it's 'groundbreaking' but.. edit : imagine being in a maze and hearing the 'could you pull me out of this alive?' part....   

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i had the same ideas as some of you because i didn't read but i just saw the BTW carrousel has already been talked about so i guess we are gonna have it. Let's us say this totally the song Btw playing in it haha... With others. Idk. Maybe Little music monsters could create a super long and evolving megamix to make it feel like the song non stop, or also yes have the high way unicorn song in it, and other cool riding songs idk. It's an upbeat and cool carrousel. 

 

 

 

 

 

[brucee 1,690]

We need a replica of the Born Brave Bus for more like kindness spreading ? 

[brucee 1,690]

The cheek to cheek little train to spin around the park and chill cheek to cheek with your loved ones. But not that close if it's still covid **** when the park opens (and maybe a jazz club too)

[VasilisVas 4,647]

An Alejandro roller coaster that takes you on a ride to a land filled with sexy Alejandros 

[brucee 1,690]

We must talk about the music for the park because if it's LG non stop and exclusively it can become like.. Not boring of course. But I'm sure even G would think differently.`

Edit : I'm so into this idea I cannot stop. This whole idea makes me dream so much... 

Edit : There could be a Scheisse themed factory where they would create and sell The Fame and eau de Gaga... Because honestly reality stinks.

Edit: For each album the park could then have an extension...