Best Nicki Verses

[RudraCNG 13,367]

This one was pretty good too

Yo, Lil’ bitch I heard these labels tryna make another me
Everything you getting little h*e is 'cause of me
I heard I’m stopping bags, word to Shaggy it wasn’t me
These bitches is my sons, but they daddy ain’t bust in me
I’m a white picket fence bitch, you a on the bench bitch
See me in the gym now these bitches wanna go bench press
I ain’t fking with you sis, we ain’t with the incest
Yes, I am the Queen, I’m still trying to find the princess
They know my name ring bells so they still press
Say the Queen name you can get some ill press
That went right over your head, you should feel blessed
Must’ve used a lot of starch cause they still pressed
Bitches is finito, I call my car Rico
'Cause it’s Paid In Full, baby my car don’t get repo’d
London got that heat though, my jet land at Heathrow
If I had a d!ck, I would make all you bitches deep throat

Thank god ggd doesn't censor word 'bitch, otherwise I'd have spent like 10 minutes editing

[ToxicHot 6,425]

Your **** ain't good enough to be stylin' on me
You's a bitch ass ***** to keep on wildin' on me
Hit my side *****, "Quick, fast! Pull up in that quick, fast!"
I ain't talkin' pancakes, but he flip a brick fast
A bunch of bad bitches, ain't doin' the dab, bitches
Dobbie and some bangs, couple Cs on their bag, bitches
**** you mean? **** your little memes
Even Queen Bey had to tell 'em I'm the queen
Check the D, blessed indeed
The executive producer, bitch, rest in peace
Then he put his hands in my pants, felt them thick lips, and got wood
He said, "Kylie, wuss good?" I said, "Miley, wuss good?"
I said, "Could you pay my bills, like O'Reilly? Wuss good?"
I just sit back and observe, all these niggas that I done curved
If it go down in your DM, then baby boy, you lucky
Cause 99.9%, of these ****boys can't **** me

 

Yo, I seen your man post a quote, and a pic in bed
So I hit him in the DM, like, "Hey bighead
'Member when I was your woman crush?", He said, "Yeah"
Told him that I'm headed home, he could meet me there
Try to beat me there, let me be clear
Is you eatin' ass too? *****, pinky swear
I'm just lookin' for a dude, that could eat the twat
Do he make more dough, than the pizza shop?
Do he dress every day, like it's Easter Sunday?
Can he give me more head, than Peggy Bundy?
Man, **** I look like turnin' down some dome?
Man that's sorta like a dog turnin' down some bone
***** know that I'm a 10, that's Celine on my lens
I don't need another friend, it's just me and my Ms
I said, "What you like about me?" He said, "That your ass fat"
He said, "Would I let him eat this ice cream out my ass crack?"
He said that, "It's abstract," He said, "Yo, yo ass crack!"
I told him "I'm never frontin'," then I threw that ass back

 

Two of my favorites EVER.  (both verses are in the same song)

[StrawberryBlond 13,240]

Up In Flames (some of her smartest ever lines and puns, just a shame about that R Kelly line, even for its time):

Spoiler

 

Anyway, lil' ***** don't test the kid
Even Maury Povich couldn't test the kid
Even R. Kelly couldn't touch the kid
And even with all your bars, you couldn't text the kid
I got a pool that I never even swam in
Airports that you bitches never land in
They be like, "What you doin', Nicki?" Brandin'
Suck a cockpit, prepare for landing
I'm brandin', I ain't talking about Priestley
I keep a sniper, I ain't talking about Wesley
Why these bitches so pressed, B?
Open my trunk, all I gotta do is press B
I'mma violate y'all asses like Chris Stokes
I'm in Saint-Tropez, on a big boat
Go my way to make a billi like a big goat
Pull my **** out case you bitches get a slick throat

Want another round? Well, then get the ref!
Got the clothing line popping, and the wigs is next
When I fly, you know G5 is the jet
I'm the mother******' Queen, 'lizabeth
Meetings with the president of every network
That is what the **** I call how to network
My net worth, that net works
Keep my shooters out in Brooklyn where the Nets work
Chillin' with executives
Check the charts, all my winnings are consecutive
Trillion dollar deficit
But y'all don't hear me though, all you bitches deaf as ****
Bitches ain't got punchlines or flow
I have both and an empire also
Sell out shows out in Norway, Oslo
This is The Re-Up, better cop it while the cost low
Flow's sick, I'll slap a patient
I'm checking these bitches like an application
'Cause these bitches trippin', no navigation
So it's off with your head, decapitation
S-s-send 'em up in flames like a fireman
I do the hiring and I do the firing
That boss **** that you talk, I live it
And I'm calling a travel if you don't stay on your pivot
Bitches

 

Moment 4 Life (could be the only Nicki verse ever with no swear words in it!):

Spoiler

I fly with the stars in the sky
I am no longer trying to survive
I believe that life is a prize
But to live, doesn't mean you're alive
Don't worry 'bout me, and who I fire
I get what I desire, it's my empire
And yes, I call the shots, I am the umpire
I sprinkle holy water, upon a vampire ('Pire)
In this very moment, I'm king
In this very moment, I slayed Goliath with a sling
This very moment I bring
Put it on everything, that I will retire with the ring
And I will retire with the crown - yes!
No, I'm not lucky, I'm blessed - yes!
Clap for the heavyweight champ - me!
But I couldn't do it all alone - we!
Young Money raised me, grew up out in Baisley
Southside Jamaica, Queens and it's crazy
'Cause I'm still hood, Hollywood couldn't change me
Shout out to my haters, sorry that you couldn't phase me
Ain't being cocky, we just vindicated
Best believe that when we done, this moment will be syndicated
I don't know, this night just reminds me of
Everything they deprived me of (Kyuh!)
P-p-p-p-put ya drinks up
It's a celebration every time we link up
We done did everything they can think of
Greatness is what we on the brink of

All Things Go (this is definitely the one that always brings a tear to my eye):

Spoiler

 

Yo, I had to reinvent, I put the V in-vent
I put the heat in vents, man, I've been competing since
I look beyond what people saying, and I see intent
Then I just sit back and decipher what they really meant
Cherish these nights, cherish these people
Life is a movie, but there'll never be a sequel
And I'm good with that as long as I'm peaceful
As long as seven years from now I'm taking my daughter to preschool
Cherish these days, man, do they go quick
Just yesterday, I swear it was 'o-six
Ten years ago, that's when you proposed
I looked down, "Yes, I suppose"

I lost my little cousin, to a senseless act of violence
His sister said he wanted to stay with me, but I didn't invite him
Why didn't he ask, or am I just buggin'?
Cause since I got fame, they don't act the same
Even though they know that I love 'em
Family ties, broken before me
****** trying to kill him, he ain't even call me
And that's the reflection of me, yes, I get it, I get it was all me
I pop a pill and remember the look in his eyes
The last day he saw me

Let me make this clear, I'm not difficult, I'm just 'bout my business
I'm not into fake industry parties, and fake agendas
Rock with people for how they make me feel, not what they give me
Even the ones that hurt me the most, I still show forgiveness
I love my mother more than life itself and that's a fact
I'd give it all if somehow I could just rekindle that
She never understands why I'm so overprotective
The more I work, the more I feel like somehow they're neglected
I want 'Caiah to go to college, just to say "We did it!"
My child with Aaron, would've been sixteen any minute
So in some ways I feel like 'Caiah is the both of them
It's like he's 'Caiah's little angel, looking over him
And I know Jelani will always love me, and I'll always love him
And I'm just his little sister, not Nicki Minaj when I'm around him
Gee, we did it, let's leave this imprint
Just finished writing, this is The Pinkprint

 

Four Door Aventador (this is probably her song that reminds me the most of a classic 90's Lil Kim type):

Spoiler

 

Hit me on the celly, watching Belly
God's son, I can see they study Makaveli
Peanut butter Benz, got them jelly at the deli
If you feeling like a ninja, I got a machete
Hell yeah, them girls bad, but I'm ******* heavy
I'ma **** around and have them looking like spaghetti
I say some ****, he be like, "Yo, you so legendary"
But he can tell just by my face he ain't getting any, kyuh

Meet me at the Rucker, take the Bruckner
It's just me and Young Yucka, taking suckers
For they money and they whips, putting kitten on lips
Dividing them dividends, get the money and dip
Keys to the ***** safe, put it under my ****
He got ki's of that raw, it could fit in the six
Got a UPS connect, so we good on them trips
Automatic bottle service so we good in them VIPs, *****

These civilians...
What up *****? Excuse my millions
I'm in the V like a widow's peak
It's just me and my Rolls Royce pillow seats
Why they staring at me? I brung McLaren with me
Yo, matter of fact, I think I'ma bring Donna Karan with me
And you my son, I don't know, it's just the parent in me
I am the best, I am the queen, it's so apparent in me
I'm in Hollywood with Shia Labeouf
Most of you rappers ain't eating, that diet is rough
You want some hot ****? Send that wire to us
I make them change their name to Diddy, retire the puff
I'm getting acting money
You ***** is Kevin Hart, y'all be acting funny
I'mma keep a linebacker, tell 'em tackle for me
Yo, you seen my last pic, go double-tap that for me
**** back, red octagon, stop that

 

As for her featured stuff, Kanye West's Monster is always a classic. And as much as I feel guilty for it, after hearing her verse repeated in a choreography I watched, her verse in Fefe is the only good thing about it (but I kinda feel weird posting it, so I won't).

 

[ShayCristoforo 10,223]

For me...

1. Monster

2. The Boys (my name was blossom, etc)

3. Flawless remix 

[Teletubby 116,537]

Excuse me, but who are you fixin' to be?
Let them mutha****as know there’s plenty fish in the sea
And he sweatin' me just ‘cause I got the tightest hole
But I couldn’t find that th-thing with a microscope
Give me dome, dome, da-da-da-da-da-dome, dome, dome
I ain’t trippin’ on your money, money, long, long, long
Want my own TV production company
So tell Harpo to hit me, Celie
Anyway, RiRi, what rhymes with your name freely?
Money got you vacationing in Chile
Do you wanna sit on the back while I wheelie?
Really? Really? No, for real, really?
Laid out on the beach, they be feeding me my catfishes
‘Cause it’s raining men, fat bitches

[Anveeroy 56,890]

y'all miss one of the best one

Ay yo, trophy wife, out you won me
Until you had to find out it's one me
Now you benched, aww, your bum knee
Now I'm the bad guy, call me Chun-Li (ooh)
'Cause you was slippin', yep, you clumsy
And everything I peeped, can't just unsee
Sips tea, and it's unsweet
Respect bad gyal when mi done speak
Now he shooting his shot like drive-by
Why you had to make me go call up my side guy?
Can't let a f-boy eff up my nice vibes
Yo Ariana, come let me give you a high five

[Agunimon 20,098]

This one is still the best for me. So intense and aggressive. I love it.

Is this the thanks that I get for putting you bitches on?
Is it my fault that all of you bitches gone?
Shoulda sent a thank-you note, you little ho
Now I'mma wrap your coffin with a bow
"Nicki, she's just mad cause you took the spot"
Word, that bitch mad cause I took the spot?
Well, bitch, if you ain't shitting, then get off the pot
Got some niggas out in Brooklyn that'll off your top
I hear them mumbling, I hear the cackling
I got 'em scared, shook, panicking
Overseas, church, Vatican
You at a standstill, mannequin
You wanna sleep on me? Overnight?
I'm the mother****ing boss, overwrite
And when I pull up, vroom, motorbike
Now all my niggas getting buck, overbite
I see them dusty-ass Filas, Levi's
Raggedy Ann, holes in your knee-highs
I call the play, now do you see why?
These bitches calling me Manning Eli
Manning Eli, these bitches calling me Manning Eli!

[ToxicHot 6,425]

3 hours ago, Aarghya said:

y'all miss one the best one

Ay yo, trophy wife, out you won me
Until you had to find out it's one me
Now you benched, aww, your bum knee
Now I'm the bad guy, call me Chun-Li (ooh)
'Cause you was slippin', yep, you clumsy
And everything I peeped, can't just unsee
Sips tea, and it's unsweet
Respect bad gyal when mi done speak
Now he shooting his shot like drive-by
Why you had to make me go call up my side guy?
Can't let a f-boy eff up my nice vibes
Yo Ariana, come let me give you a high five

Such a good verse wasted in such a bad song  that sample of that man yelling throughout the song ruins it SO much

[Agunimon 20,098]

2 minutes ago, ToxicHot said:

Such a good verse wasted in such a bad song  that sample of that man yelling throughout the song ruins it SO much

I revisited that song yesterday and it reminded me of why I never got into it. I remember being so excited because of the beat when it was teased. I don't know what the **** Pharrel was thinking with that but it is the equivalent of graphic design is my passion.

[ToxicHot 6,425]

47 minutes ago, Agunimon said:

I revisited that song yesterday and it reminded me of why I never got into it. I remember being so excited because of the beat when it was teased. I don't know what the **** Pharrel was thinking with that but it is the equivalent of graphic design is my passion.

Omg, I absolutely agree. I wanna know who exactly approved that. It’s a real shame because Ariana’s verses are cool and I enjoy the “spaceship” synths on the song too. 

Definitely one of the worst Ariana songs out there, but that’s mostly only because of that stupid sample. I wouldn’t mind it if it was only once at the beginning, but EVERY FIVE SECONDS?! What a turn-off. I need to find a remix or something with that specific sample removed because it’s unbearable and annoying.

[vyniildisk 12,689]

OH YO, yung money

this ones for the gay boys

this ones for the YAS QUEEN GIRL YOU SLAY boys

this ones for my sons and i GOT TONS

Nicki GOT BARS

YES NICKI GOT PUNS...

[Evan Peters 10,298]

Is this the thanks that I get for putting you bitches on?
Is it my fault that all of you bitches gone?
Shoulda sent a thank-you note, you little ho
Now I'mma wrap your coffin with a bow
"Nicki, she's just mad cause you took the spot"
Word, that bitch mad cause I took the spot?
Well, bitch, if you ain't shitting, then get off the pot
Got some niggas out in Brooklyn that'll off your top
I hear them mumbling, I hear the cackling
I got 'em scared, shook, panicking
Overseas, church, Vatican
You at a standstill, mannequin
You wanna sleep on me? Overnight?
I'm the mother****ing boss, overwrite
And when I pull up, vroom, motorbike
Now all my niggas getting buck, overbite
I see them dusty-ass Filas, Levi's
Raggedy Ann, holes in your knee-highs
I call the play, now do you see why?
These bitches calling me Manning Eli
Manning Eli, these bitches calling me Manning Eli!

[PunkTheFunk 121,449]

B-b-b-b-bet I am
All of them bitches I'm badder than
Mansions in Malibu, Babylon 
But I never mention everything I dabble in
And I always ride slow when I'm straddlin'
And my ****'s so wet you gotta paddle in
Gotta r-r-row, gotta row ya boat
It's Pink Friday Records and OVO
Done did the pop tour, I'm the realest still
The best legal team so the deals is ill
It's MAC, OPI, and a fragrance too
Apparel, I'm dominating every avenue
Cobblestone, good view, little gravel too
Gotta pay for the entourage travel too
'Cause I'm fl-fl-fly I'm flying high
Ain't got time to talk, just hi and bye, bitch
But baby, if you ask me to take a break
I’ll give it all away, don’t care what the people say
I’ll be a million, billion, trillion miles away aha
He asked my sign, I said a Sag’
I’m a star: sheriff badge
What's the point if I’m guarding?
Double-D up, hoes: Dolly Parton

[Anveeroy 56,890]

2 hours ago, PunkTheFunk said:

Double-D up, hoes: Dolly Parton

Oh my