CEREMONY || Double Dutchess

[heygurlhi 3,200]

I’m gonna run out of sad emojis on this 

[Blown Away 5,218]

To say it's underrated, understatement of the year 

[Blown Away 5,218]

Average score: 6.42

Highest score: 10 @Davian @GaGaLB @heygurlhi

Lowest score: 1 @COOOK @ororo munroe

 

Comments:

@COOOK Looks like an experimental, freestyle studio session that shouldn't have made the cut. Given the expectations after 'The Duchess', this one does nothing to move her forward.

@ororo munroe No words.

@CautiousLurker Nuttin' is my middle name

@776673564747836765 This song is like a broken record, too many repeats of the same lyrics

@musicland This is a fun throwback type song, it feels very 90s. One of the standouts on the album.

@Lionel Ronaldo The beat is nice, I think it is the reason why I like this song to be honest. I also think Fergie does not a bad job here.

@Aubbie My first favorite of the album

@JRCF29 One of hip-hop's most slept on, and this song proves it. But the boobies/titties bit really feels awkward

@erotic4 Sounds too dated

@SabadoDeGloria A nice ode to Fergie of the previous decade. This song, and certainly the sample, are really fun. It seems slightly trivial for an album that actually tackles some serious issues in her life (the line rub on them boobies is...questionable for me).

@Davian I have a feeling people will hate this but it SLAPS

@Enzo Another bop, I still know all the lyrics kssks

@heygurlhi should have been 2nd single

[heygurlhi 3,200]

[Yxilon 5,248]

Just now, Blown Away said:

unexpected but deserved  indeed my 3rd least favorite

[Yxilon 5,248]

recap: do not judge an album by its opening 

[Blown Away 5,218]

NEXT UP: The first 11 of the rate. It also got a 0.

[heygurlhi 3,200]

Just now, Blown Away said:

NEXT UP: The first 11 of the rate. It also got a 0.

Oh lord 

[paradox 4,567]

shook!

[Yxilon 5,248]

Just now, Blown Away said:

NEXT UP: The first 11 of the rate. It also got a 0.

Enchante or Love Is Blind 

[heygurlhi 3,200]

If it is ****ing enchante I’m leaving **** y’all

[Yxilon 5,248]

btw the graphics are really nice! Reminded me of my flopped Gaga X Mondrian contest 

[Anveeroy 56,923]

12 minutes ago, heygurlhi said:

@Aarghya gurl whats up 

Hi luv

[Blown Away 5,218]

Up next is the song with the worst French pronunciation ever!

[Blown Away 5,218]

Average score: 6.51

Highest score: 11 @Fame Romance @heygurlhi

Lowest score: 0 @pugsnotdrugs

 

Comments:

@COOOK It only reminds me of Kendall Jenner starring in the video.

@ororo munroe Nice.

@CautiousLurker I HATE when pop stars use children in their songs, I have the same issue with Christina's Vanity, but at least Vanity had the forethought to but that BS AT THE END, and NOT SPLICE IT INTO THE SONG >:[

@musicland I don't think this song is bad, but like much of the album it just misses something to make it special.

@Lionel Ronaldo I think it's nice with her son in the song. However, it is not the best.

@Andreu It sounds so unique, I almost can't recognize this as Fergie's voice. This probably has the best beat of the album, I like how it sounds upbeat while still having a strong message. The intro is recognizable which I love, it's like within a second you can recognize what song it is and I feel like most good songs are recognizable like that. The bridge around 2:40 is a nice breakdown, it's different while still fitting the song.

@JRCF29 If there's a skip on the album, this is it

@erotic4 The production is catchy and simple, it's like a tropical house. It would be a good single in Europe.

@SabadoDeGloria This is such a delightful, airy song. It's one of her best.

@MichealScott It’s a cute song, but it just doesn’t work for me lol

@GaGaLB If the chorus would be changed, it would have been better

@Davian Cute I guess, but so overrated and kinda meh. And the video is the worst one of them all lol. Wouldn’t skip it tho, but definitely my least fave

@Enzo Cute bop, but I can tell the French is ugly in here kskssk

@heygurlhi not even the kardashians could ruin this song