AP blasts Chromatica "Gaga is back, but where’s the art or spark?"

[BruceWayneOnMe 652]

In a scathing review of L Gaga's latest album, MESFIN FEKADU says:

“My name isn’t Alice/But I’ll keep looking, I’ll keep looking for Wonderland.” Her search isn’t over if “Chromatica” is any indication. 

Her vocal performance, surprisingly plain and unmemorable, doesn’t help either. Sometimes it feels like Gaga isn’t even present. (AjayII wishes )

First single “Stupid Love” is forgettable; “Enigma” is predictable; and the inclusion of the chart-topping Ariana Grande on the bouncy but super-mediocre “Rain on Me” screams, “I JUST WANT A NO. 1 HIT RIGHT NOW.” (serving ATRL tea )

Read the whole article! It's so funny, feels like comedy central roast of Gaga lol

https://apnews.com/b728deadb313c3ab2a7081f352034903

 

[Bubblegum Bitch 18,934]

1 minute ago, BruceWayneOnMe said:

First single “Stupid Love” is forgettable

Can't say it's a bad thing. 

[JR Gg 12,985]

When other artists start singing Serve It Ancient City Style and Pop a 911 

Then maybe you can say Gaga is not present 

[Lion Heart 15,041]

Mesfin Fekado?

F_ck out of here 

 

 

[BleepBloop 10,191]

Why is everyone on her *ss all the time

[KORG 4,756]

 Babble on 

[Brecht 7]

It counts for Metacritic unfortunetely. With the last few reviews I'm afraid the album will have a similar score to Joanne.

Edit: It doesn't, Thank God.

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9 minutes ago, BruceWayneOnMe said:

Read the whole article! It's so funny, feels like comedy central roast of Gaga lol

https://apnews.com/b728deadb313c3ab2a7081f352034903

 

Um, why would we want to give such slander our clicks? No thanks. 

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1 minute ago, Brecht said:

It counts for Metacritic unfortunetely. With the last few reviews I'm afraid the album will have a similar score to Joanne.

Nope

https://www.metacritic.com/browse/albums/publication/name/a

[daisy 246]

Just now, Aarghya said:

Nope

https://www.metacritic.com/browse/albums/publication/name/a

Thank god

[PartySick 134,069]

They're entitled to their wrong opinion

It's classic Gaga in that you have to know her and her story to really understand the songs.

Who honestly knows what "pop a 911" means? Or the fixation on "enigma" as a concept? Or why it's "sine" and not "sign"?

If you don't take the time to get to know her, you can't fully enjoy her work and you have no room to comment on it imo

[Brecht 7]

Just now, Aarghya said:

Nope

https://www.metacritic.com/browse/albums/publication/name/a

Oop! I saw AP and thought it was Alternative Press 

[Anveeroy 56,890]

Just now, Brecht said:

Oop! I saw AP and thought it was Alternative Press 

Yeah, fortunately its Associated Press  

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ARTPOP: she's trying to hard to force art into everything she does, it's over the top

Chromatica: where is the art and the spark we've come to know from Gaga?

[chromaticainmyhead 5,480]

is there any Foreign Press Reviews (except UK) that have been positive? I‘ve read some German reviews that were ripping her apart