plasticalice 2,224 Posted August 5, 2019 Share Posted August 5, 2019 She is at a new peak in her career with the success of ASIB. We've waited three years for a new album, but if we're being real, six years for an electronic pop album that we actually want. Instead of capitalizing on her power at the moment, she is ruining her reputation that she built the past year with Enigma (the worst show she has ever put on) and Haus Lavatories. Edit: honestly I would rather her do a 30 show stadium tour for LG6 over the course of a year and have long breaks in between dates than deal with Enigma. Seriously. There is nothing artistic about the makeup. I don't care how the campaign advertises it as being "unique" and "embracing your ugliness." At the end of the day, it is just makeup, the same **** that every other capitalist beauty brand sells. It's not only shallow, but out of brand for Gaga. Not to mention.... THIS is what is delaying LG6??? A failed Fenty beauty knockoff? I have no words. The best thing about Haus Lavatories is the ICONIC LG6 snippet in the commercial Even though LG6 is still coming, I just don't see it. It's unrealistic. The idea that she will eventually release a new album is just so foreign and complex and scientifically impossible that it confuses my brain. It makes no sense and I don't see it happening. And even when it comes out..... you just KNOW the rollout will be a mess. Lead single will be the wrong choice, at max 2 singles, promo will be a cluster****, missed opportunity at VMAs and AMAs, sloppy videos, etc etc... Rant over i think. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mindless 738 Posted August 5, 2019 Share Posted August 5, 2019 You already have so many negative prejudices about the upcoming album, why even bother being on this website? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaMaisonGaga 23,884 Posted August 5, 2019 Share Posted August 5, 2019 it's people like you who will come running back and praise her Italian butthole once she releases the new album. lamaisongaga.com Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Adarsh Posted August 5, 2019 Share Posted August 5, 2019 The worst show sheâs ever put?  Why donât the major publications hire you as a critic? Lmao Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Customzanotti 1,750 Posted August 5, 2019 Share Posted August 5, 2019 Unfortunately i agree Enigma looks tacky and seems like an afterthought with the "simulation" storyline, but it's probably what's best for her considering her health as she probs won't tour for a while. On the other hand i'm supportive of haus labs, but i have a bad feeling the booty gurus will eat her up Pompom hole n streets w/ ma heels Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
plasticalice 2,224 Posted August 5, 2019 Author Share Posted August 5, 2019 1 minute ago, ARTPOPthatbooty said: it's people like you who will come running back and praise her Italian butthole once she releases the new album. Oh absolutely. It will be a serve like no other and AOTY nominated, I just know it. But rn she is making me miserableeeeee I- Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaMaisonGaga 23,884 Posted August 5, 2019 Share Posted August 5, 2019 Just now, cruelsummer said: Oh absolutely. It will be a serve like no other and AOTY nominated, I just know it. But rn she is making me miserableeeeee I- Find a hobby before you drown yourself in all those unneccessary negative thoughts. Always remember to stay positive  lamaisongaga.com Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marilyn MonHoe 8,203 Posted August 5, 2019 Share Posted August 5, 2019 Imagine making this thread and not being embarrassed. A concept Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC 25,164 Posted August 5, 2019 Share Posted August 5, 2019 She doesn't care, she does what she wants to do, and she doesn't have to follow what the Little Monsters are bugging her to do, she's a free woman in the music industry and she does what she feels. Appreciate it or not, we're not in control of everything. This is not intended to sound angry or hostile btw Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Didymus 32,703 Posted August 5, 2019 Share Posted August 5, 2019 I mean, I'm all for argumented criticism but What you clearly don't get is that neither Enigma or Haus Laboratories is tarnishing her reputation Enigma has got stellar reviews from fans and critics alike and, well, music fans simply don't care about Haus Labs enough to bash it So all that's left is you just having a rant about how you hate what she's doing and I don't think there should be a thread about that Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
giskardsb 12,565 Posted August 5, 2019 Share Posted August 5, 2019 The funny thing about this rant is that to really capitalize, shed probably need to release another one of those albums that âfans donât wantâ. All of her recent success has been doing things âfans donât wantâ. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
plasticalice 2,224 Posted August 5, 2019 Author Share Posted August 5, 2019 4 minutes ago, ARTPOPthatbooty said: Find a hobby before you drown yourself in all those unneccessary negative thoughts. Always remember to stay positive  Oh it's fine bb. I haven't come to this site in over a year and I'll stay gone until she quits the awful makeup and starts caring about her art and fans again lol Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAMROD 96,175 Posted August 5, 2019 Share Posted August 5, 2019 Well, I hope you feel better after getting that out of your chest. Now go hugs some crystals. #AbramovicMethod   (ïŸâăźâ)ïŸâ§*:ïœ„ïŸ be delulu until it becomes trululu (*ÂŽèžïœ*) âĄâĄâĄ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronk 14,068 Posted August 5, 2019 Share Posted August 5, 2019 5 minutes ago, ARTPOPthatbooty said: Find a hobby before you drown yourself in all those unneccessary negative thoughts. Always remember to stay positive  Gaga would be so happy to read this.  She knows it's the right approach to life. I live outside the space time continuum. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
lance13 834 Posted August 5, 2019 Share Posted August 5, 2019 I saw Enigma twice this summer and her jazz show once.....it's AMAZING! I already have tickets for May of next year. I value everyone's opinion, but definitely have to disagree with you. Just curious.....did you see it live? I can't imagine anyone not loving it. Spectacular! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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