LateToCult 36,001 Posted July 20, 2019 Share Posted July 20, 2019 Hehe. I think I’ve trolled GGD for long enough that I can stick my name onto this thread’s title. Some of y'all bout to be real mad at me but it must be said... 10) Eh Eh (Nothing Else I Can say) I used to like this song. Or maybe I just told myself I liked it? Either way she does not get played anymore. She’s annoying. Not much else to say. Next. 9) Sinner’s Prayer A southern bumpkin. A prude. Offers nothing new or interesting to music. 8) Bad Kids Another song I used to bump to. Now I see how cringe it is. It was originally gonna be placed at #9 but decided not to do Hoanne that dirty. 7) 3-Way (The Golden Rule) I understand that this song is supposed to be humorous but mama this is garbage! Not enough Gaga in it. Justin Timberlake and baby Adam Sandler are not those girls. 6) Diamond Heart EW. THIS SONG IS SO ANNOYING. I GET THAT IT HAS MEANING BUT TO ME ITS JUST STRAIGHT UP SCREAMING AND JUST NOT APPEALING. YOUUUUUUUNG WILD AMERICAN SH*TE. 5) Americano Y’all can stop pretending this song has any social commentary on immigration or whatever it is y’all deluded yourself into thinking. She smells and I’m glad the mariachi version was never made. The cringe! 4) Fashion! Not to be confused with her prettier sister “Fashion.” This song is nothing but filler. The Epione of Gaga’s discography. Literally no reason for her to exist. 3) Jewels N’ Drugs An abomination. Universally hated for a reason. Will smoke your weed while you’re sleeping and won’t even inhale properly. Owes you $50 for breaking sh*t at your apartment. Slept with your ugly landlord and told him about your dog that you’re not supposed to have. 2) Million Reasons Or as I like to call her, “Melanin Racists.” Gaga’s worst ballad. She’s only liked on here because she had somewhat moderate success in the US. She had that success because of the Super Bowl. People didn’t buy it or stream it because they liked it. They did it because for many it was their first time hearing that Lady Gaga had new music out. As far as they knew she hadn’t released anything since Applause. Take take take take take her her her her her to to to to to the the the the the trash trash trash trash trash where where where where where she she she she she belongs belongs belongs belongs belongs. Ugly music video. Fat. Dishonorable mentions... Donatella stink Electric Chapel stank Just Another Day stunk ... 1) Perfect Illusion Ugly. Rotted. Gutted. She single handedly derailed/delayed Gaga’s comeback. Recorded in a bathroom and it shows. She will fade away from memory because Gaga will ignore her (as she should). She’s hard to sing too. Certified aluminum foil. P*ssy smells like rotting fish. The music video was lame too. Has a literal fart noise somewhere in it. #AllLivesMatter type b*tch. “I’m not racist because I dated a black guy” type b*tch. Biggest disappointment I’ve ever experienced as a Gaga fan. Deserved to flop. Fat. Sleeps with her brothers and father. And that concludes my list. Don’t be scared of getting messy in the comments. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reality 65,284 Posted July 20, 2019 Share Posted July 20, 2019 🖤👹 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Babel 40,887 Posted July 20, 2019 Share Posted July 20, 2019 This list... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jakob 6,013 Posted July 20, 2019 Share Posted July 20, 2019 did you get the attention you wanted? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pacify Him 9,073 Posted July 20, 2019 Share Posted July 20, 2019 You don't have taste Sinner's Prayer and Electric Chapel are some of the best Gaga songs, if not, THE best Gaga songs I’m getting on your nerves Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MonsterMom 12,647 Posted July 20, 2019 Share Posted July 20, 2019 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LateToCult 36,001 Posted July 20, 2019 Author Share Posted July 20, 2019 Just now, jakob said: did you get the attention you wanted? And the job. And the guy. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enzo 37,977 Posted July 20, 2019 Share Posted July 20, 2019 4 minutes ago, LateToCult said: 1) Perfect Illusion 4 minutes ago, LateToCult said: Electric Chapel 4 minutes ago, LateToCult said: 2) Million Reasons 5 minutes ago, LateToCult said: 4) Fashion! 5 minutes ago, LateToCult said: 6) Diamond Heart 5 minutes ago, LateToCult said: 9) Sinner’s Prayer 5 minutes ago, LateToCult said: 10) Eh Eh (Nothing Else I Can say) you can just call yourself tasteless the hate towards Joanne 툭 까보면 어김없이 소리질러와 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaas 224 Posted July 20, 2019 Share Posted July 20, 2019 6 minutes ago, LateToCult said: 4) Fashion! One of my favorites from ARTPOP Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andreu 37,216 Posted July 20, 2019 Share Posted July 20, 2019 5 minutes ago, LateToCult said: 0) Eh Eh (Nothing Else I Can say) I used to like this song. Or maybe I just told myself I liked it? Either way she does not get played anymore. She’s annoying. Not much else to say. Next. 5 minutes ago, LateToCult said: 1) Perfect Illusion Ugly. Rotted. Gutted. She single handedly derailed/delayed Gaga’s comeback. Recorded in a bathroom and it shows. She will fade away from memory because Gaga will ignore her (as she should). She’s hard to sing too. Certified aluminum foil. P*ssy smells like rotting fish. The music video was lame too. Has a literal fart noise somewhere in it. #AllLivesMatter type b*tch. “I’m not racist because I dated a black guy” type b*tch. Biggest disappointment I’ve ever experienced as a Gaga fan. Deserved to flop. Fat. Sleeps with her brothers and father. 5 minutes ago, LateToCult said: 3) Jewels N’ Drugs An abomination. Universally hated for a reason. Will smoke your weed while you’re sleeping and won’t even inhale properly. Owes you $50 for breaking sh*t at your apartment. Slept with your ugly landlord and told him about your dog that you’re not supposed to have. 6 minutes ago, LateToCult said: 6) Diamond Heart EW. THIS SONG IS SO ANNOYING. I GET THAT IT HAS MEANING BUT TO ME ITS JUST STRAIGHT UP SCREAMING AND JUST NOT APPEALING. YOUUUUUUUNG WILD AMERICAN SH*TE. this is so wrong, specially Perfect Illusion sweatie WYD?????????????????''''' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miracle 14,068 Posted July 20, 2019 Share Posted July 20, 2019 I'm calling the mental hospital Perfect Illusion is Gaga's second best song. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joannesrats 26 Posted July 20, 2019 Share Posted July 20, 2019 Why get messy in the comments when the OP is messy enough as it is? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LateToCult 36,001 Posted July 20, 2019 Author Share Posted July 20, 2019 2 minutes ago, PhillipBagshaw said: Why get messy in the comments when the OP is messy enough as it is? Well someone on this site has to. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gagaweekly 298 Posted July 20, 2019 Share Posted July 20, 2019 You can hate the songs but your description about songs are... rude?? I know being a fan doesn't mean you have to love everything related to someone you stan, but how you can be ”fan” of someone and say that mean?? Maybe to someone doing this can be ”cool stuff” but for me, no. Just my thought. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReRe 1,949 Posted July 20, 2019 Share Posted July 20, 2019 “Melanin Racists”.. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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