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LateToCult’s “Worst Gaga Songs”


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I'll never understand the Fashion! hate .. literally one of the best on ARTPOP 

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y'all being way too serious :ladyhaha: this was hilarious

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11 hours ago, LateToCult said:

Hehe. I think I’ve trolled GGD for long enough that I can stick my name onto this thread’s title. :stalkga:

Some of y'all bout to be real mad at me but it must be said...

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10) Eh Eh (Nothing Else I Can say)

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I used to like this song. Or maybe I just told myself I liked it? Either way she does not get played anymore. She’s annoying. Not much else to say. Next.

9) Sinner’s Prayer

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A southern bumpkin. A prude. Offers nothing new or interesting to music. 

8) Bad Kids

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Another song I used to bump to. Now I see how cringe it is. It was originally gonna be placed at #9 but decided not to do Hoanne that dirty.

7) 3-Way (The Golden Rule)

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I understand that this song is supposed to be humorous but mama this is garbage! Not enough Gaga in it. Justin Timberlake and baby Adam Sandler are not those girls.

6) Diamond Heart

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EW. THIS SONG IS SO ANNOYING. I GET THAT IT HAS MEANING BUT TO ME ITS JUST STRAIGHT UP SCREAMING AND JUST NOT APPEALING. YOUUUUUUUNG WILD AMERICAN SH*TE.

5) Americano

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Y’all can stop pretending this song has any social commentary on immigration or whatever it is y’all deluded yourself into thinking. She smells and I’m glad the mariachi version was never made. The cringe!

4) Fashion!

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Not to be confused with her prettier sister “Fashion.” This song is nothing but filler. The Epione of Gaga’s discography. Literally no reason for her to exist.

3) Jewels N’ Drugs

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An abomination. Universally hated for a reason. Will smoke your weed while you’re sleeping and won’t even inhale properly. Owes you $50 for breaking sh*t at your apartment. Slept with your ugly landlord and told him about your dog that you’re not supposed to have.

2) Million Reasons

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Or as I like to call her, “Melanin Racists.” Gaga’s worst ballad. She’s only liked on here because she had somewhat moderate success in the US. She had that success because of the Super Bowl. People didn’t buy it or stream it because they liked it. They did it because for many it was their first time hearing that Lady Gaga had new music out. As far as they knew she hadn’t released anything since Applause. Take take take take take her her her her her to to to to to the the the the the trash trash trash trash trash where where where where where she she she she she belongs belongs belongs belongs belongs. Ugly music video. Fat.

Dishonorable mentions...

Donatella 

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stink

Electric Chapel

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stank

Just Another Day

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stunk

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1) Perfect Illusion 

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Ugly. Rotted. Gutted. She single handedly derailed/delayed Gaga’s comeback. Recorded in a bathroom and it shows. She will fade away from memory because Gaga will ignore her (as she should). She’s hard to sing too. Certified aluminum foil. P*ssy smells like rotting fish. The music video was lame too. Has a literal fart noise somewhere in it. #AllLivesMatter type b*tch. “I’m not racist because I dated a black guy” type b*tch. Biggest disappointment I’ve ever experienced as a Gaga fan. Deserved to flop.  Fat. Sleeps with her brothers and father. 

 

And that concludes my list. Don’t be scared of getting messy in the comments. :ally:

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i agree with perfect illusion being number one

 

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Negative opinions are fine but bashing, insulting, name calling, and flamebait are not :omg: Please keep that type of stuff out of it when voicing negative opinions :ohno:

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