What would you name your child if they were born at a Gaga concert?

[JazzGa 14,348]

So this thread got me thinking about this silly question

 

What if the baby was born at a Gaga concert though?

If it was a girl, I'd name ha Enigma. I love weird names.

A boy... Jo Calderone! With Jo not short for anything. Maybe I'll even put an umlaut over it

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Alejandro first came into my head

[Donna Noble 1,752]

Probably something like Ich schleiban austa be clair, es kumpent üske monstère,
Aus-be aus-can-be flaugen, fräulein uske-be clair

Ich schleiban austa be clair, es kumpent üske monstère,
Aus-be aus-can-be flaugen, fräulein uske-be clair

Ich schleiban austa be clair, es kumpent üske monstère,
Aus-be aus-can-be flaugen, fräulein uske-be clair

Ich schleiban austa be clair, es kumpent üske monstère,
Aus-be aus-can-be flaugen, fräulein uske-be clair

Ich schleiban austa be clair, es kumpent üske monstère,
Aus-be aus-can-be flaugen, fräulein uske-be clair

Ich schleiban austa be clair, es kumpent üske monstère,
Aus-be aus-can-be flaugen, fräulein uske-be clair

[sipthistea 21,099]

Judas Bloody Mary Angelino Germanotta 

[ElectricKing 9,405]

black jesus + amen fashion

[JazzGa 14,348]

Ugh you guys have such iconic taste in names, our children r gonna be stars

[KatieJudasGaga4 67,907]

Since ENIGMA will be going on until 2100, I'll probably have a child by then and I swear to god if I have that baby during Judas and that is the name I come up with 

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This is all a joke.

 

[JazzGa 14,348]

2 minutes ago, KatieJudasGaga4 said:

Since ENIGMA will be going on until 2100, I'll probably have a child by then and I swear to god if I have that baby during Judas and that is the name I come up with 

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This is all a joke.

 

Hmm... u could name him an anagram of Judas. Lil' Dajus 

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6 minutes ago, Donna Noble said:

Probably something like Ich schleiban austa be clair, es kumpent üske monstère,
Aus-be aus-can-be flaugen, fräulein uske-be clair

Ich schleiban austa be clair, es kumpent üske monstère,
Aus-be aus-can-be flaugen, fräulein uske-be clair

Ich schleiban austa be clair, es kumpent üske monstère,
Aus-be aus-can-be flaugen, fräulein uske-be clair

Ich schleiban austa be clair, es kumpent üske monstère,
Aus-be aus-can-be flaugen, fräulein uske-be clair

Ich schleiban austa be clair, es kumpent üske monstère,
Aus-be aus-can-be flaugen, fräulein uske-be clair

Ich schleiban austa be clair, es kumpent üske monstère,
Aus-be aus-can-be flaugen, fräulein uske-be clair

why do you hate your own baby

[Guest Adarsh]

I will name my daughter Lady irregardless of the fact where she’s born 

[monketsharona 44,541]

Disco Stick 

[JustinTrudeau 2,419]

Joanne 

[LaLa 18,535]

I’d call her Joanne...xoxo Joanne

If it was a boy, uh, ARTPOP, Artie for short 

[JazzGa 14,348]

Just now, Adarsh said:

I will name my daughter Lady irregardless of the fact where she’s born 

It's pretty! I think I've seen you talk about this in another thread before

[Zedd 5,021]

Mom, why aunt X named her daughter Mary Jane Holland?

oh, don’t ask me questions „Why Did You Do That? (Audio from A Star Is Born).mp3”