Serial Chiller 8,044 Posted February 21, 2019 Share Posted February 21, 2019 https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/star-****-vegas-brothel-offers-080345216.html Members of the Academy have a lot riding on Sunday’s awards show, other than going live without a host, because sex workers in Las Vegas are ready to hand out major discounts if “A Star Is Born” takes home Best Picture. The girls at Sheri’s Ranch brothel, just outside of Las Vegas, are huge fans of the Lady Gaga and Bradley Cooper film. Brothel madam, Dena, tells The Blast, “The film really hit a cord with the ladies here,” explaining, “It’s a heartbreaking love story set in the enticing yet soul-squeezing world of the entertainment industry, an industry that sex workers are very acquainted with. For women that party with musicians, performing artists, and dreamers of all types, many of whom achieve their goals and some who fall short, ‘A Star is Born’ is a timeless fable that genuinely resonates with us.” We’re told the legal sex workers at Sheri’s will be offering a 50% discount on “intimate services” to Academy members if the film takes home the top award. One of the brothel’s best workers, Allissa, is actually extending a personal invite to Gaga and Cooper. She is excited for Sunday and says, “Lady Gaga is a sex-positive performer and an inspiration to all of the women here. So, I’m just saying, we have a piano in our parlor and we offer free limo service from the airport.” Even though there’s a good chance “A Star Is Born” will bring home an Oscar or two Sunday night, Best Picture will be a tall order as it squares up against Hollywood heavyweights like “Bohemian Rhapsody” and “Roma.” Don't know if this is reliable, but ... I wanna f*ck, Oscar voter hooker Haaaaa-ooookeerrr Yea you're my hooker Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red 87,416 Posted February 21, 2019 Share Posted February 21, 2019 The true MVPs If you see me posting like crazy, I'm either bored or procrastinating. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
weed 67,031 Posted February 21, 2019 Share Posted February 21, 2019 3 minutes ago, Serial Chiller said: One of the brothel’s best workers, Allissa, is actually extending a personal invite to Gaga and Cooper. She is excited for Sunday and says, “Lady Gaga is a sex-positive performer and an inspiration to all of the women here. So, I’m just saying, we have a piano in our parlor and we offer free limo service from the airport.” This made me a little emotional lmao Gaga has hit a chord with so many people, she truly is a sex-positive performer! I love that Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serial Chiller 8,044 Posted February 21, 2019 Author Share Posted February 21, 2019 2 minutes ago, neptugne said: This made me a little emotional lmao Gaga has hit a chord with so many people, she truly is a sex-positive performer! I love that Even when she's Ally she steals the drag queens and the lap dancers' hearts. We stan. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joanoflark 3,824 Posted February 21, 2019 Share Posted February 21, 2019 This is the 2019 version of the "Lady Gaga fans are offering blowjobs on Craigslist for those who purchased her new single Applause". Little Monsters make me emotional. Good job, ladies. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stef 60,172 Posted February 21, 2019 Share Posted February 21, 2019 Well, they ain’t got **** to worry about Signature loading… 👹🖤 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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LaLa 18,569 Posted February 21, 2019 Share Posted February 21, 2019 How convenient of them to announce this after voting has ended Flop fans Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miel 15,009 Posted February 21, 2019 Share Posted February 21, 2019 I'm not even gonna lie, their explanation and reasoning is super sweet and made me lowkey emotional tbh 3 points in and ready for more Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RAMROD 96,458 Posted February 21, 2019 Share Posted February 21, 2019 Ayyyyyy!!! Them Academy Members better get it!! (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ✧*:・゚ be delulu until it becomes trululu (*´艸`*) ♡♡♡ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
truthteller 1,801 Posted February 21, 2019 Share Posted February 21, 2019 they should have offered it while the board was voting Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
edgeofglory1 25 Posted February 21, 2019 Share Posted February 21, 2019 They better vote then Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grimpsy 740 Posted February 21, 2019 Share Posted February 21, 2019 Just now, edgeofglory1 said: They better vote then the vote was closed yesterday Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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