calmar 21,354 Posted November 27, 2018 Share Posted November 27, 2018 Just now, Rumours1977 said: Did you like it? I had Melania Trump help me write it! 俺の勝利は揺るぎない Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
rumours 45,521 Posted November 27, 2018 Author Share Posted November 27, 2018 Any last minute questions for SP? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CautiousLurker 16,578 Posted November 27, 2018 Share Posted November 27, 2018 1 minute ago, Rumours1977 said: I still keep in touch with mainly Grigio Girls and Dancin' In Circles. Put those two together, and you have a fun night.... you know what I mean Oh yes, that does sound like a good time, I party with DIC myself all the time Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
rumours 45,521 Posted November 27, 2018 Author Share Posted November 27, 2018 1 minute ago, calmar said: It's no secret that Trump once spooned her so hard that she believed in the Birther movement. She's is practicing her spoon-bending abilities to bend him in half next time he tries it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
rumours 45,521 Posted November 27, 2018 Author Share Posted November 27, 2018 1 minute ago, CautiousLurker said: I party with DIC myself all the time She's all fun and games till she starts being messy... Luckily, Come to Mama will sometimes step in to clean up her mess. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
calmar 21,354 Posted November 27, 2018 Share Posted November 27, 2018 Just now, Rumours1977 said: She's all fun and games till she starts being messy... Luckily, Come to Mama will sometimes step in to clean up her mess. The lesbianism? Far too much 俺の勝利は揺るぎない Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
rumours 45,521 Posted November 27, 2018 Author Share Posted November 27, 2018 Diamond Heart's speech will begin in approximately 2-3 minutes. If she's your fav, show her some love! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CautiousLurker 16,578 Posted November 27, 2018 Share Posted November 27, 2018 Just now, calmar said: The lesbianism? Far too much And incestism, but hey as long as there are no children being conceived Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
rumours 45,521 Posted November 27, 2018 Author Share Posted November 27, 2018 Rupaul: So, Diamond Heart it is now your turn to give your speech. DH: People always ask me: what is it like being the song on the album that was destined to be a single… but ultimately was paid dust? I say it was like a diamond: clearly misguided and edge-cutting. Regardless, I want to spend the rest of my time speaking about a cause near and dear to my heart: Hungry Hungry Hippos. RuPaul: No, we aren’t talking about that fat b*tch “Hey Girl” right now. I want to know why you should win this competition. DH: A Hungry Hungry Hippo can heal my little heart, though. Plus, it is time for a fan favorite to win and win with dignity. I’m not up here marrying the nighttime or smoking marijuana. I am here to sell you a gemstone at a reasonable price and call it a day. You see what I’m saying, Ru? RuPaul: So… the reason you should win is that… you’re a jewelry store? DH: Precisely. RuPaul: Uh.. okay. Let’s look at a speech you gave last week: I am triggered. Let’s just go to questions. Any questions? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
rumours 45,521 Posted November 27, 2018 Author Share Posted November 27, 2018 No questions for DH? Yikes... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CautiousLurker 16,578 Posted November 27, 2018 Share Posted November 27, 2018 5 minutes ago, Rumours1977 said: A Hungry Hungry Hippo can heal my little heart What about Kinder's Happy Hippos? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
calmar 21,354 Posted November 27, 2018 Share Posted November 27, 2018 We all know Gaga had a diamond heart engagement ring that she had to stop wearing when her engagement was called off. Does this mean heartbreak is stronger than diamond? Should we make heartbreak drill bits? 俺の勝利は揺るぎない Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
rumours 45,521 Posted November 27, 2018 Author Share Posted November 27, 2018 2 minutes ago, CautiousLurker said: What about Kinder's Happy Hippos? What kind of animal abuse is this? It's looks like that pitcher is being shoved up the poor hippo's *ss Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
rumours 45,521 Posted November 27, 2018 Author Share Posted November 27, 2018 2 minutes ago, calmar said: We all know Gaga had a diamond heart engagement ring that she had to stop wearing when her engagement was called off. Does this mean heartbreak is stronger than diamond? Should we make heartbreak drill bits? Little do you know that Taylor Kinney actually shaped the diamond after Gaga's lung. It turns out that Alveoli are actually stronger than diamond... A drill shaped like an Alveolus would be the weapon of all weapons. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
calmar 21,354 Posted November 27, 2018 Share Posted November 27, 2018 Just now, Rumours1977 said: Little do you know that Taylor Kinney actually shaped the diamond after Gaga's lung. It turns out that Alveoli are actually stronger than diamond... A drill shaped like an Alveolus would be the weapon of all weapons. What about a drill shaped like an alveolar consonant? 俺の勝利は揺るぎない Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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