Joanne: The Uncertainty Race

[loathereality 22,760]

do you still remind gaga of taylors ****

[rumours 45,521]

1 minute ago, loathereality said:

do you still remind gaga of taylors ****

Lady GayGay has moved on.

Turns out, the d*ck in question is always transitory. One second I'm a Kinney d*ck, suddenly the Christian d*ck is me.

[rumours 45,521]

Time for Sinner's Prayer to give her speech!!!

Show her some love if she's your fav!

[calmar 21,347]

2 minutes ago, Rumours1977 said:

It's a good thing that b*tch Joanne was eliminated early on.

When she sings her, the sauce is able to build to dangerous, Mussolini levels.

So if she's il duce then she's nelle cucce? 
 

Spoiler

il duce = the leader, common nickname for Mussolini
nelle cucce = in the doghouses, i.e., out of the competition

 

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RuPaul: So, Sinner’s Prayer it is now your turn to give your speech.

 

SP: You know, sometimes we should place more value on the idea of hard work. No one expected me to be here. I fought tooth and nail to make it in this competition, showing that all underdogs…

 

RuPaul: OMG I love your gown. Where did you get it?

 

SP: Uh well… I … was just talking about how important it is to work hard and make a difference on this earth and…

 

RuPaul: You know, sometimes I just sit on my squatty potty and let my an*s open to reveal an enormous, stinky mudslide.

 

SP: I… I just… ummmm I want to children to know..

 

RuPaul: Interesting speech. Now, let’s take a look at the speech you gave in Canada two weeks ago:

 

Do you think it was a good speech?

 

SP: While I admit that I stumbled, it’s always okay to get up and try again. You see…

 

RuPaul: Thank you SP. Now, let’s ask our audience if there are any questions.

 

Any questions??

[loathereality 22,760]

what were you doing when you werent on the tour

[calmar 21,347]

I request that you finish your speech and that RuPaul shuts up. #GiveSPAChance

[rumours 45,521]

2 minutes ago, loathereality said:

what were you doing when you werent on the tour

Well, the dark Empress GayGay forced by spirit into that of one of her chicken slaves. However, I prayed my Sinner's Prayer to the dark lord, and that tour was canceled ASAP.

It was a traumatizing experiencing, though, when she left me to fry a while back ~ what she claimed was her revenge.

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2 minutes ago, calmar said:

I request that you finish your speech and that RuPaul shuts up. #GiveSPAChance

Well, they unplugged RuPaul from her normal electrical outlet for the next 5 minutes or so, so feel free to ask me whatever you'd like.

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Just now, Rumours1977 said:

Well, they unplugged RuPaul from her normal electrical outlet for the next 5 minutes or so, so feel free to ask me whatever you'd like.

I ask you to finish the intro speech you WOULD have given had she not interrupted you.

[loathereality 22,760]

Just now, calmar said:

I ask you to finish the intro speech you WOULD have given had she not interrupted you.

love you 😍 

[CautiousLurker 16,578]

Are you still in touch with any of the previous contestants? Have you grown close to any of em? 

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Just now, loathereality said:

love you 😍 

*backs away from keyboard slowly, stumbles over a shoe on the floor*

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1 minute ago, calmar said:

I ask you to finish the intro speech you WOULD have given had she not interrupted you.

My Speech: "What I Be (Sinner's Prayer)"

 

"To be, or not to be, that is the question:

Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer

The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,

Or to take arms against a sea of troubles

And by opposing end them. To die—to sleep,

No more; and by a sleep to say we end

The heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks

That flesh is heir to: 'tis a consummation

Devoutly to be wish'd. To die, to sleep;

To sleep, perchance to dream—ay, there's the rub:

For in that sleep of death what dreams may come,

When we have shuffled off this mortal coil,

Must give us pause—there's the respect

That makes calamity of so long life."

 

Did you like it? I had Melania Trump help me write it!

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2 minutes ago, CautiousLurker said:

Are you still in touch with any of the previous contestants? Have you grown close to any of em? 

I still keep in touch with mainly Grigio Girls and Dancin' In Circles.

Put those two together, and you have a fun night.... you know what I mean