Johnny Wayne 5,472 Posted June 23, 2018 Share Posted June 23, 2018 Hai hennies, sistrens, gheis and bassoons, You may remember me from the iconic Maria Slayal Royal Loyal new artist discovery thread Today I'm here to present you with the already established queen of pop's first music video. Where are all the girls who were already icons before even releasing music videos? When you know your music is THAT b*tch, you don't even need music videos, Music not the Visual, a true reverse flopholian expedition Hennyways, here's the hit single and hit video that's been trending at #1 in portugal for weeks. Sistren clearly got herself THAT budget and the production value on this song is THAT good. Her autotune machine is doing things not even Britney's producers could do for her. Bless your eyes now, staring at this middle aged woman's goddessly celulity free 0% fat body. And as if one version of this summer anthem wasn't enough, Maria just released another version in support of Portugal's football team. Shawn Mendes who? This is the support anthem we needed all along, these alleged hunties got nothing on queen of the gheis Mary Loyal. Get your vuvuzelas out and start blowing hennies!!! Maria's leap to internation stardom is still under progress but now that she's also claimed the throne of pop visuals, I see her outselling MJ within the next year What's your thots hennies? Will you be bawping your queef holes to this iconic single all summer long? Will Maria Leal be the next Time magazine cover? I guess only Time will tell *energeticly dances out of this chaotic thread* I'm the b*tch with the sauce, apparently Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAMROD 96,454 Posted June 23, 2018 Share Posted June 23, 2018 My summer song is not this one (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ✧*:・゚ be delulu until it becomes trululu (*´艸`*) ♡♡♡ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nerdfacekillah 4,328 Posted June 23, 2018 Share Posted June 23, 2018 already iconic. when will your faves? your description in the thread made my day If you don’t have any shadows, you’re not standing in the light. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muraena 292 Posted June 23, 2018 Share Posted June 23, 2018 The song of the summer sweetie, I'm so sorry Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
goldenrealm 1,238 Posted June 23, 2018 Share Posted June 23, 2018 I was literally thinking of her the other day! thanks for updating about her Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeDontStop 909 Posted June 23, 2018 Share Posted June 23, 2018 not when charli is dropping on the 29th i got the boys in dubai Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serial Chiller 8,044 Posted June 23, 2018 Share Posted June 23, 2018 bai bai bai Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moebius 8,965 Posted June 23, 2018 Share Posted June 23, 2018 No Angel and Focus are coming next week though? The Most Popular Girls in School megarate is cancelled! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suspiria 10,683 Posted June 23, 2018 Share Posted June 23, 2018 Yes, in fact it came out a couple of months ago. I believe it's called "I Like It". Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bpmMonkey 2,760 Posted June 23, 2018 Share Posted June 23, 2018 Remember when we used to think DIC will be song of the summer 2017? Good old times Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChromaticaPunk 2,803 Posted June 23, 2018 Share Posted June 23, 2018 42 minutes ago, gypsy Hero said: Remember when we used to think DIC will be song of the summer 2017? Good old times Who thought that? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimmo 76,622 Posted June 23, 2018 Share Posted June 23, 2018 Song of the summer? In which Ranch? Hottie Detector Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battle 4 Ur Life 5,823 Posted June 23, 2018 Share Posted June 23, 2018 not gonna lie, I'm living for this. thank you. the autotune is rather artistic and I'm not even joking. this has the potential to revive eurodance. this is awesome. lol. I live. "We own the Downtown, hear our sound." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JHS 4,714 Posted June 23, 2018 Share Posted June 23, 2018 Now that's a whole concept. Marianetta Loyal is cummin' to snatch our wigs hunteas. Save your coins for the Verâo é nosso Ball Tour! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jessica Germ 1,612 Posted June 23, 2018 Share Posted June 23, 2018 Uhmmm Song Of The Summer? Joanne (Where Do You Think You're Going) Piano Version came out a whiiilee ago already Sleeping under a rock sis? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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