So, I had a dream last night about the Oscar performance.  It started out with the violins all peaceful. Only them on stage and no Gaga. Then, when the first verse was supposed to come on, a heavy metal version starts blasting and Gaga burst on to stage dressed as Jo Calderone, and goes into full-out screamo-mode, shouting "F@CK YOU SONY. TILL IT HAPPENS TO YOU. YOU WILL NEVER F@CKING KNOW HOW IT FEELS."... She then goes up to a guitarist, starts making out with him, then shouts "KESHHHHHHH