Dangerous Man 9,245 Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 Time for me to invite my gay best friend for a date and put a banner "I'm hella straight and you're hella gay, but I want you to date with me". Ellen might invite us too. "A little less conversation and a little more touch my body." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bionic 37,573 Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 Time for me to invite my gay best friend for a date and put a banner "I'm hella straight and you're hella gay, but I want you to date with me". Ellen might invite us too. Are you cute, white, male and American? They're Ellen's requirements, sorry. buy bionic Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pharamon 6,663 Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 Oh crap now i have a crush on that straight guy too great... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dangerous Man 9,245 Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 Are you cute, white, male and American? They're Ellen's requirements, sorry. I'm cute, light color skin and.... not American unfortunately. "A little less conversation and a little more touch my body." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remus 54 Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 Time for me to invite my gay best friend for a date and put a banner "I'm hella straight and you're hella gay, but I want you to date with me". Ellen might invite us too. Who? Must be a secret person you've been hiding and haven't spilled to me yet. Is that where all those Ed Sheeran lyrics are aimed for? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dangerous Man 9,245 Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 Who? Must be a secret person you've been hiding and haven't spilled to me yet. Is that where all those Ed Sheeran lyrics are aimed for? Secret. "A little less conversation and a little more touch my body." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remus 54 Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 Edit: Nvm. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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