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Lady Gaga's perfume is "something you’ve never smelt before"


Jjang

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when i met her, i asked about it and she sprayed it on me. it smelled nice, light yet there's something about it; i guess i'd describe it the way she described it to me. "it's got kind of that juicy smell, i love it". if she didn't change anything about it since, then i'm excited to buy it for my mom and friends.

If she doesn't make an Homme version i'll be sad.

i actually asked her about this too. she said she "had no plans for a unis-x parfum yet, but we'll see."

i'm kinda bummed about that but eh.

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I hope the bottle is shaped like a cock and the fragrance sprays from out from the urethra.

and it only comes out if you shake it repeatedly.

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I hope the bottle is shaped like a cock and the fragrance sprays from out from the urethra.

:dies:

can be used as a dildo I guess?

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let's face this whole thing realistically: her fan base is 70% gay men. Gay men stereotypically LOVE fragrances (myself included) she and her marketing people would have to be totally stupid not to make a men's parfum or toilette.

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RAYA.core

it's not

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haha nice spot congrats. i wonder how the bottle would look. or if this actually comes thru

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Will it be the smell of this generation as well as the greatest smell of the decade?

if it smells like semen it will be the smell of every generation.

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