cometoogg 0 Posted June 11, 2014 Author Share Posted June 11, 2014 Bump wanting that promo Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Born To Slay 10,996 Posted June 11, 2014 Share Posted June 11, 2014 wanting that promo [Gaga] I wanna be the girl under grandpa I wanna be GUG I wanna be the ***** that sucks you And your Snow White pubic hairs I won't go to sleep tonight I need a old man to do it I hope you aim your cum cannon just right **** me **** me, don't be still Do it right and I'll be your b---h Let be with girl that gets you off I wanna **** an O-L-D man I wanna **** an O-L-D man I wanna **** an O-L-D man I'm gonna **** an old man [Tony] I'm gonna put my tongue in your ass! You'll be my B I T C H And when the cum runs out, ill finger you Just like R. Kelly did last week I have lots of experience With younger women Last week I ****ed a hot girl who was 12 (I liked her smell) Gaga get on to your knees And put your hand on my old wrinkly D Rub run rub rub rub till the jizz comes out I wanna be that O L D man I wanna be that O L D man I wanna be that O L D man **** me! I'm an old man! [Gaga] I wanna **** an O-L-D man I wanna **** an O-L-D man I wanna **** an O-L-D man I'm gonna **** an old man I don't need to be on top, I just need a man who's older then 82 Now now I'll put my mouth on your dick I wanna suck your ancient goo! I wanna **** an O-L-D man I wanna **** an O-L-D man I wanna **** an O-L-D man I'm gonna **** an old man [tony] I wanna be that O L D man I wanna be that O L D man I wanna be that O L D man **** me! I'm an old man! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cometoogg 0 Posted June 11, 2014 Author Share Posted June 11, 2014 [Gaga] I wanna be the girl under grandpa I wanna be GUG I wanna be the ***** that sucks you And your Snow White pubic hairs I won't go to sleep tonight I need a old man to do it I hope you aim your cum cannon just right **** me **** me, don't be still Do it right and I'll be your b---h Let be with girl that gets you off I wanna **** an O-L-D man I wanna **** an O-L-D man I wanna **** an O-L-D man I'm gonna **** an old man [Tony] I'm gonna put my tongue in your ass! You'll be my B I T C H And when the cum runs out, ill finger you Just like R. Kelly did last week I have lots of experience With younger women Last week I ****ed a hot girl who was 12 (I liked her smell) Gaga get on to your knees And put your hand on my old wrinkly D Rub run rub rub rub till the jizz comes out I wanna be that O L D man I wanna be that O L D man I wanna be that O L D man **** me! I'm an old man! [Gaga] I wanna **** an O-L-D man I wanna **** an O-L-D man I wanna **** an O-L-D man I'm gonna **** an old man I don't need to be on top, I just need a man who's older then 82 Now now I'll put my mouth on your dick I wanna suck your ancient goo! I wanna **** an O-L-D man I wanna **** an O-L-D man I wanna **** an O-L-D man I'm gonna **** an old man [tony] I wanna be that O L D man I wanna be that O L D man I wanna be that O L D man **** me! I'm an old man! i'm not opening that spoiler Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Born To Slay 10,996 Posted June 11, 2014 Share Posted June 11, 2014 i'm not opening that spoiler It's not a nude gif or anything like that Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cometoogg 0 Posted June 11, 2014 Author Share Posted June 11, 2014 It's not a nude gif or anything like that still not opening it just kidding i read it Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Born To Slay 10,996 Posted June 11, 2014 Share Posted June 11, 2014 still not opening it just kidding i read it What did you think if my GUY parody? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cometoogg 0 Posted June 11, 2014 Author Share Posted June 11, 2014 What did you think if my GUY parody? better than the original Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Born To Slay 10,996 Posted June 11, 2014 Share Posted June 11, 2014 better than the original I'm gonna send it to Gaga, maybe she and Tony can sing it and put it on the app! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battle 4 Ur Life 5,823 Posted June 11, 2014 Share Posted June 11, 2014 I laughed SO MUCH imagining this... "We own the Downtown, hear our sound." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gagaconvert 68 Posted June 11, 2014 Share Posted June 11, 2014 Those kinds of topics don't lend themselves well to jazz music. It's gonna be a classy album. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Born To Slay 10,996 Posted June 11, 2014 Share Posted June 11, 2014 Those kinds of topics don't lend themselves well to jazz music. It's gonna be a classy album. No jazz songs about hot s-x and mastrubation? Gaga could invent it! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Am I A Girl 2,027 Posted June 11, 2014 Share Posted June 11, 2014 No I would like a classy jass album Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sugarfall 3,723 Posted June 11, 2014 Share Posted June 11, 2014 Here's how a s-x song would go! Tony Bennett: let me let out cum in your vagina Gaga: yummy yummy Tony Bennett: then I'll explode it in your mouth! Gaga: old man ejaculation, sucking on my grand daddies disco stick Tony: bluffing with a little girls hairy, blonde muffin Tony and Gaga: let's do it hardcore till the end of time! Gaga: I'm horned up and I need a grandpa who's over 75 Tony: I need a girl, who can give me a great job even when she knows it's wrong Gaga: I need a man who thinks it's right when it's so wrong Gaga and Tony: I'm horny so I'll suck, lick and rape you Gaga: let me be a GUY Tony: let me be a BOT (boy on top) Gaga: I just wanna suck your cock! Song ends: moaning and drinking in the background wut Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Born To Slay 10,996 Posted June 11, 2014 Share Posted June 11, 2014 wut That's a song they could sing together Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronk 14,068 Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 No. Just the jazz standards that Tony always does. Gaga can sing those songs amazingly well. In 1994 Tony Bennett sang on MTV, and even for that rock crowd he did nothing but the beautiful jazz standards. Check out the track list and how well the album did: http://www.ask.com/wiki/MTV_Unplugged_%28Tony_Bennett_album%29?o=2801&qsrc=999&ad=doubleDown&an=apn&ap=ask.com I live outside the space time continuum. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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