Oscar 1,031 Posted May 24, 2015 Share Posted May 24, 2015 Well nature is to blame for making zucchinis so phallic Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad Bromance 5,809 Posted May 24, 2015 Share Posted May 24, 2015 OMG, why is Gaga so horny lately?? She reminds me of me! I think of s-x all the time, especially when I see hot guys.  I don't care what you think about unless it is about me. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolf 1,328 Posted May 24, 2015 Share Posted May 24, 2015 Inb4 thats the only reason she had a garden get dat organic d  Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wahkeenasitka 1,965 Posted May 24, 2015 Share Posted May 24, 2015 someone needs a dildo. and its not me!   ​I need some manhood up my yoni!!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wahkeenasitka 1,965 Posted May 24, 2015 Share Posted May 24, 2015 OMG, why is Gaga so horny lately?? She reminds me of me! I think of s-x all the time, especially when I see hot guys.  ​dude. i have been so horny recently too!!! i'm dying over here......... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schwerk 6,483 Posted May 24, 2015 Share Posted May 24, 2015 OMG, why is Gaga so horny lately?? She reminds me of me! I think of s-x all the time, especially when I see hot guys.  Her man is not around and she became a blonde. I remember feeling s-xier back when I had blonde hair, it's really strange. You also get a lot more s-xual vibes from men usually when you're a blonde. I imagine shes s-xting and skyping like a madwoman. Zucchini's can come in handy ;) According to Gaga I'm a ****ing rad bitch Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MonsterMum 2,532 Posted May 24, 2015 Author Share Posted May 24, 2015 Her man is not around and she became a blonde. I remember feeling s-xier back when I had blonde hair, it's really strange. You also get a lot more s-xual vibes from men usually when you're a blonde. I imagine shes s-xting and skyping like a madwoman. Zucchini's can come in handy ;) ​Not zucchini's tho, get a rampant rabbit or something Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
McMonster101 3 Posted May 24, 2015 Share Posted May 24, 2015 Those nails Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BloodAndFire 65 Posted May 24, 2015 Share Posted May 24, 2015 Ya'll saying she should use her hands, I mean have you seen hair nails? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sugarfall 3,723 Posted May 24, 2015 Share Posted May 24, 2015 Gaga remember, anything is a dildo if you're brave enough  Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GagaMyBlood95 9,808 Posted May 24, 2015 Share Posted May 24, 2015 This b---h wants the D so bad  Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveandMagic 1,731 Posted May 24, 2015 Share Posted May 24, 2015 Her man is not around and she became a blonde. I remember feeling s-xier back when I had blonde hair, it's really strange. You also get a lot more s-xual vibes from men usually when you're a blonde. I imagine shes s-xting and skyping like a madwoman. Zucchini's can come in handy ;) ​As a blonde I can vouch for this. And that zuccini had a whole lot of girth, which is everything. Just repeat to yourself, "It's just a show. I should really just relax." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad Bromance 5,809 Posted May 24, 2015 Share Posted May 24, 2015 ​dude. i have been so horny recently too!!! i'm dying over here......... ​Hahaha..... IKR??? After reading her post I immediately jumped on my bf and demanded that he screw my brains out. Felt so much better afterwards.  I don't care what you think about unless it is about me. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad Bromance 5,809 Posted May 24, 2015 Share Posted May 24, 2015 ​As a blonde I can vouch for this. And that zuccini had a whole lot of girth, which is everything. ​You're a blonde?? I've always had a soft spot for blondes. I don't care what you think about unless it is about me. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveandMagic 1,731 Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 ​You're a blonde?? I've always had a soft spot for blondes. A "bottle blonde" though I was born one. And yes, we do know how to have more fun! Just repeat to yourself, "It's just a show. I should really just relax." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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