PetiteMonstre

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About PetiteMonstre

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  • Birthday May 26

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  1. PetiteMonstre added a post in a topic: Joan Rivers calls Pres. Obama 'gay' and 1st Lady Michelle a 'tranny'   

    everyone knows michelle ain't fish
  2. PetiteMonstre added a post in a topic: Lady Gaga hands out ARTPOP promo in LA   

    dat "grassroots" promo
  3. PetiteMonstre added a post in a topic: Pokemon   

    These 3D Pokemans are messing with my head.
  4. PetiteMonstre added a post in a topic: Pokemon   

    NICK WHY DIDN'T YOU PUT ME DOWN FOR BLASTOISE?
  5. PetiteMonstre added a post in a topic: Pokemon   

    BLASTOISE MOTHER****ERSS
  6. PetiteMonstre added a post in a topic: Gaga shaves her head for Terry Richardson's mom   

    [quote name='Katie14' timestamp='1347420610' post='1704918']
    A lot of you are making this into a huge deal. She shaved like 1/5 of her head in a spot that is completely unnoticeable when she wears her hair down. She usually wears wigs anyway. I don't really understand why she did it though. Maybe Terry's mom had cancer and lost her hair and she is showing Terry her support. Why does it matter what she does with her hair anyway? It doesn't mean she is losing her mind and the next era will be bad.
    [/quote]

    Haha, this post is logical! It obviously doesn't belong in this sea of insanity!
  7. PetiteMonstre added a post in a topic: Lady Gaga talks BTW sales/tour, defends electronic music   

    Wait, there are no screens at the BTWB? I know what she was going for, but I usually look at those at concerts because I can't see jack shit on the stage. Behhh...

    But anyway, good interview. I like when she's challenged with questions we all want to hear the answers to.
  8. PetiteMonstre added a post in a topic: Littlemonsters.com topic (part 2)   



    I hope she cites Gaga in her essay XD
  9. PetiteMonstre added a post in a topic: Lady Gaga's big screen debut in Machete Kills (2013)   

    Oh this is gonna be awesome! Robert Rodriguez is great
  10. PetiteMonstre added a post in a topic: Justin Bieber   

    [quote name='CoolTrainerTerry' timestamp='1338513303' post='1326575']
    inb4 they start to send death threats to glass.
    [/quote]


  11. PetiteMonstre added a post in a topic: "Lisa Goes Gaga" Simpsons episode to air on May 20th   

    [quote name='CoolTrainerTerry' timestamp='1337560472' post='1283127']
    This was the most I have laughed at The Simpsons in a long time.

    I feel like a lot of the jokes were aimed at the fans, and I loved that.
    [/quote]

    Right? It was definitely written with fans in mind
  12. PetiteMonstre added a post in a topic: "Lisa Goes Gaga" Simpsons episode to air on May 20th   

    [quote name='CoolTrainerTerry' timestamp='1337560323' post='1283117']
    And yet, they give an hour to the Family Guy chicken fight?
    [/quote]

    Right?

    Though I am surprised that people are shocked it wasn't an hour. Celebrities never get hour specials on the Simpsons

    /simpsonsnerd
  13. PetiteMonstre added a post in a topic: "Lisa Goes Gaga" Simpsons episode to air on May 20th   

    Omg Moe

    I need a DL for Homer Face RIGHT. NOW.
  14. PetiteMonstre added a post in a topic: "Lisa Goes Gaga" Simpsons episode to air on May 20th   

    Gaga just got confronted Only the Simpsons would call out my girl, but still make her awesome in the end
  15. PetiteMonstre added a post in a topic: "Lisa Goes Gaga" Simpsons episode to air on May 20th   

    SHIT IS GOING DOWN

Status Feed



  1. Adam » PetiteMonstre

    Abby <3 I hope life has been treating you well. :hug:

  2. Sara » PetiteMonstre

    Haven't seen you in ages. Just thinking about you! :hug:

  3. PetiteMonstre

    haven't been on in ages, but the new layout looks great guys! <3

    1. Arturo

      OMFG PETITEMONSTRE HI!
    2. PetiteMonstre

      HI HOW ARE YOU?
    3. Logan

      howdy yall
    4. Arturo

      Good :hor:
      pls be a mod again :hor:
    5. PetiteMonstre

      sorry, the team here'sdoing such a nice job, they've got everything covered :3
    6. Arturo

      True!
    7. Logan

      #modrejects #hipsters #outlaws #omgkaylaandsaraimissyou
  4. PetiteMonstre

    but are you gonna hear me roar?

    1. DietCoke

      not over all the applause
    2. MJ Holland

      @DietCoke :clap: :laughga:
  5. Ambrosia » PetiteMonstre

    Hey!! It's nice to see you on here! :)

  6. PetiteMonstre

    ****s ****s ****s.

    1. Ray of Light

      We like dicks in ass.
    2. Star

      Penix penis penis
    3. Xandir

      SNATCH TICKLING PARTY
    4. Bad Kids

      What is that? I want one :flutter:
    5. omglion

      My neck, my back!
    6. FrozenKookie

      I just tasted one earlier tbh
  7. Echo » PetiteMonstre

    My PC shut off. :cry:

    1. PetiteMonstre

      I just got disoriented and confused and thought everything exploded.

      My cat is still in a drawer.
    2. Echo

      LOL. Calling PETA tbh
  8. PetiteMonstre

    I CAN GIVE GOOD SEX TO YOU, BECAUSE I'M REALLY GOOD AT SEX

    1. Mittens

      show me your genitals.
  9. PetiteMonstre

    NO. BABY JESUS NO. DANCE MOMS IN 4 MINUTES AND THE CABLE WENT OUT. OH DEAR KRISHNA NOOOOOOO

    1. GlitteredSpandex

      life=over
    2. GlitteredSpandex

      true story.
  10. PetiteMonstre

    NO. BABY JESUS NO. DANCE MOMS IN 4 MINUTES AND THE CABLE WENT OUT. OH DEAR KRISHNA NOOOOOOO

  11. PetiteMonstre

    Summer homework was invented by the devil, so I won't do it in order to protect my pure soul.

    1. Arturo

      A fukcing men
  12. PetiteMonstre

    YOU AIN'T GOTTA TELL ME, I KNOW THIS PUSSY BE YANKIN'

    1. Bae

      Lady is just :legend:
    2. PetiteMonstre

      Me too omg.

      I'M ON A HUGE LADY KICK RIGHT NOW OH GOD HE LIKE IT WHEN I TWERK IT
    3. Bae

      HE LIKE IT WHEN I MAKE HIS AYUSS VIBRAAAAAAYYYT/BEND IT OVA MAKE MAKE HIS THANG SHAAKKKE
    4. Vamp

      Bitch From Around The Way II is just flawless. I really like Bout Dat Life though. Jack Yo Shit didn't do much for me however.
    5. PetiteMonstre

      Flawless: http://www.youtube.com/watch?list=UUihdUmTnFa2mSZP1q_LrB1g&v=SAGsIQDXEGI&feature=player_detailpage
  13. AyaKara » PetiteMonstre

    PETITE YOU'RE FROM NEW YORK TOO? :giveup:

    1. PetiteMonstre

      YES YOU DIDN'T KNOW GORL?
    2. AyaKara

      NO WHICH PART? :GIVEUP:
    3. PetiteMonstre

      LAWNGUY LAND
    4. AyaKara

      IF I WERE TO FOLLOW YOUR JOKE I WOULD BE STAT AND EYE LAND :derpga:
    5. PetiteMonstre

      WHAT, YOU'RE FROM STATEN ISLAND?

      DID YOU GO TO GMA LAST YEAR? AFTER BTW CAME OUT?
    6. AyaKara

      No because I had work :cry: . . .
    7. AyaKara

      And I didn't get to go to the first GMA for another reason :fat:
    8. PetiteMonstre

      Aw crabapples. There were these 3 (or 2?) girls I met at GMA from Staten Island that were fukcTACULARLY AMAZING. One of them was drunk as a skunk, and the way she sang Schiebe (only days after its release), was so deliciously sloppy I could only relay it to you through a vocal file because it was just that good.

      I just wanted to know if you signed my unicorn ;_;
    9. AyaKara

      If I signed it I would've written AyaKara @ GGD :cry:

      Let's vow to meet at the BTWB + next GMAs :flutter:
    10. PetiteMonstre

      Fo shizzle, my sweet nizzle :hug:
    11. AyaKara

      :hug: :flutter: I plan on meeting a lot of other members there like Chic and things, so we can all meet each other! :party:
    12. PetiteMonstre

      I hope I run into you guys! <3
    13. AyaKara

      We'll meet up purposely! :flutter: and talk about healthy food made of bananas :laughga:
    14. PetiteMonstre

      Seriously, dem banana bars be flawless. And actually, considering I still have problems kicking my salt habit (I KNOW :giveup:), but bananas are full of potassium, and potassium offsets sodium, so hopefully they even things out a bit :3 WIN WIN
    15. AyaKara

      Don't pour any salt into your food and you'll be okay regarding your heart and blood pressure :yes:
    16. PetiteMonstre

      I very,very rarely salt my food! The only food I do salt noticeably is mashed potatoes, and I never have them :haha: I do put a little salt in when I'm cooking, but nothing too bad (hopefully). I'm just a sucker for processed foods with salt already in them, bah. BUT DAT POTASSIUM, GURL!
    17. AyaKara

      Everyone's a sucker for everything in processed foods, since we don't know what's in them but consume them all the time :deadbanana:
    18. PetiteMonstre

      The tumor in my brain will be ranch flavored.
    19. AyaKara

      :DEAD:
    20. PetiteMonstre

      Hahahahaha
  14. PetiteMonstre

    YOU ARE TEARING ME APART LISA

  15. PetiteMonstre

    Am I the only one that just saw a big ARTPOP on GGD??

    1. Alex Spears

      I did too, on my phone and Tablet, tbh everyone saw iy :nacho:
    2. PetiteMonstre

      WHY IS NO ONE ELSE CONFUSED THOUGH?
    3. Bloody hooker

      I didn't see it.
    4. AdricAvulsion

      I saw a big "SOON". o____o
    5. gagaismywhore

      Im confused too, idk what is going on haha
    1. Underneath

      what did you search up to find that? :usrs:
  16. PetiteMonstre

    CAT ON MY HEAD. MEOW MEOW MEOW. CAT ON MY HEAD. MEOW MEOW MEOW.

    1. Adam

      Meow! Do you have a hat on? Then it'd be "Cat in the Hat." xD
    2. PetiteMonstre

      Does a cat count as a hat?
    3. Adam

      Sure, the sequel! The Cat Is The Hat, when the cat and the hat become one. xD
    4. PetiteMonstre

      Deep.

      You really are a poet, Adam.
    5. BlueVenusian

      :3
    6. Kermit the frog

      catception :psyduck:
  17. PetiteMonstre

    You assnuggets broke the status. <3

    1. Ambrosia

      x This status update has reached the maximum number of replies allowed

      You are a legend in your own time!!
    2. PetiteMonstre

      I KNOW.
    3. inuborg

      lol
  18. PetiteMonstre

    Anyone have an Olympics stream that works in the US?

  19. PetiteMonstre

    So excited to see what London has in store for the Olympics! Beijing will be hard to beat ;)

  20. Vanilla » PetiteMonstre

    I'm still dying at the other night tbph. "No more jokes about cancer or aids" "So, Poloi, Aids and Cancer walk into a bar" :smh:

    1. PetiteMonstre

      IT WAS A GOOD NIGHT.
    1. Bloody Mary

      Yes? No? Maybe so? It's the first time I've changed it! Emma made it. :)
    2. PetiteMonstre

      I like it very much, it's just such a change! I change my avatar all the time lol
    3. Bloody Mary

      Ohh I never do! and I'm sure I'll go back to my old JaysAMess set someday. But I love promoting different GAs and their work, and I LOVE the breathing mask Richardson photos of Gaga! She looks very delicate and I think it fits the "Princess Die" mood I'm in now!
  21. PetiteMonstre

    They don't think it be like it is, but it do.

    1. Ambrosia

      Your blog.... is the cutest thing I've seen since I don't know even know when.
    2. PetiteMonstre

      Ha, thanks! <3
  22. PetiteMonstre

    Yo guests! Sign up and join our family! :)