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vgavorn

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About vgavorn

  • Birthday February 26

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  • Gender G.U.Y.
  • Country United States

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  1. vgavorn added a post in a topic: VIDEO: Strange Light lights up Russian Sky   

    Seems to be a nuclear weapon test.
  2. vgavorn added a post in a topic: Gaga songs you've heard in stores recently?   

    Applause at IKEA
  3. vgavorn added a post in a topic: What Lady Gaga Song Are You Listening To?   

    Slap honey on a young pancake
    We know how to make that money
  4. vgavorn added a post in a topic: The Pirate Bay runs on 21 virtual machines to avoid detection   

    Please explain why I never get any viruses whenever I download something from TPB.
  5. vgavorn added a post in a topic: How to lose $1 Million in a few seconds   

    Why the hell would he solve the puzzle  with the answer On the spot dicespin? :rip:  
  6. vgavorn added a post in a topic: What's your favourite computer game ever?   

    Mass Effect trilogy
  7. vgavorn added a post in a topic: Sick or Not Sick (Gaga Songs Edition)   

    Not sick
     
    Venus
  8. vgavorn added a post in a topic: Tell A Story (With Gaga Songs)!   

    Lana Del Rey was on her way to an Electric Chapel. On the way she met Judas. She frenched kissed on a subway train on their way there. But then she finds out he was a government hooker, so she tried to get a MANiCURE and said "Do What U Want with my fingers". The manicurist was named Mary Jane Holland, but she couldn't find her Stache, so she called Beyonce on her telephone and asked if she could bring her her stache. Suddenly, while she [Beyonce] was walking down the street, she found a little Swine which she kept for herself. She then walked to the Disco Heaven to have a dance party. But as Beyonce walked into the Disco Heaven, Bang Bang (Jay-Z shot her down). Lana came in to the Disco Heaven just in time to see Jay Z pull the trigger and poor Lana was left speechless. Alone in the Disco Heaven with Jay-Z, she said, "Now its just yoü and I", Jay Z then grabbed Lana's head and scalped her Hair and then shoved lots of Scheiße down her throat, but Lana Del Rey still wanted to be his G.U.Y. Lana knew he was a Monster and he had just killed her best friend, but she still wanted him to take a bite off her bad girl meat at that very moment. So she said "I want your whisky mouth all over my blonde south" (because her pussy tastes like pepsi cola), meanwhile, Asia was trying to leave discreetly the Disco Heaven...
    While Jay-Z had a taste of pepsi cola, Asia ran out the club and followed a mysterious unicorn... The unicorn brought Asia on a unicorn highway and together they went to the Born This Way Ball, with Lana and Jay-Z who had met Madonna on the road.
    Madonna said they were on the edge of glory but Lana wasn't thinking about that... She was a convicted crimial of thought... She asked Himeros for help, "Greetings Himeros, God Of Sexual Desire, Son Of Aphrodite, oh please help me!" Aphrodite came to the rescue and they escaped to Venus. And on venus they saw a kingdom that ruled by a beautiful queen Lady gaga. But Lana, Jay-z, Madonna, the unicorn and Asia didn't understand anything because Lady Gaga was also performing at the Born This Way Ball. They were two Lady Gaga's... [B]is what they thought... But the other ones real name was Mary Jane Holland!MJH was performing at the BTWB!  Mary Jane Holland then asked Asia to give her some Dope, but gave her  Scheiße instead.
  9. vgavorn added a post in a topic: Tell A Story (With Gaga Songs)!   

    Lana Del Rey was on her way to an Electric Chapel. On the way she met Judas. She frenched kissed on a subway train on their way there. But then she finds out he was a government hooker, so she tried to get a MANiCURE and said "Do What U Want with my fingers". The manicurist was named Mary Jane Holland, but she couldn't find her Stache, so she called Beyonce on her telephone and asked if she could bring her her stache. Suddenly, while she [Beyonce] was walking down the street, she found a little Swine which she kept for herself. She then walked to the Disco Heaven to have a dance party. But as Beyonce walked into the Disco Heaven, Bang Bang (Jay-Z shot her down). Lana came in to the Disco Heaven just in time to see Jay Z pull the trigger and poor Lana was left speechless. Alone in the Disco Heaven with Jay-Z, she said, "Now its just yoü and I", Jay Z then grabbed Lana's head and scalped her Hair and then shoved lots of Scheiße down her throat, but Lana Del Rey still wanted to be his G.U.Y. Lana knew he was a Monster and he had just killed her best friend, but she still wanted him to take a bite off her bad girl meat at that very moment. So she said "I want your whisky mouth all over my blonde south" (because her pussy tastes like pepsi cola), meanwhile, Asia was trying to leave discreetly the Disco Heaven...
    While Jay-Z had a taste of pepsi cola, Asia ran out the club and followed a mysterious unicorn... The unicorn brought Asia on a unicorn highway and together they went to the Born This Way Ball, with Lana and Jay-Z who had met Madonna on the road.
    Madonna said they were on the edge of glory but Lana wasn't thinking about that... She was a convicted crimial of thought... She asked Himeros for help, "Greetings Himeros, God Of Sexual Desire, Son Of Aphrodite, oh please help me!" Aphrodite came to the rescue and they escaped to Venus.
  10. vgavorn added a post in a topic: New Prototype of iPhone 6 Leaks! Completely Different Design!   

    Wow! That's definitely better than all the previous iPhone models!
  11. vgavorn added a post in a topic: Zara Kid's Shirt looks like a Nazi Camp Uniform   

    That shirt is so insensitive.
  12. vgavorn added a post in a topic: If Britain were a U.S. state, it would be the second-poorest   

    I agree, these people thinks that stereotypes about Americans are true.
  13. vgavorn added a post in a topic: Tell A Story (With Gaga Songs)!   

    Lana Del Rey was on her way to an Electric Chapel. On the way she met Judas. She frenched kissed on a subway train on their way there. But then she finds out he was a government hooker, so she tried to get a MANiCURE and said "Do What U Want with my fingers". The manicurist was named Mary Jane Holland, but she couldn't find her Stache, so she called Beyonce on her telephone and asked if she could bring her her stache. Suddenly, while she [Beyonce] was walking down the street, she found a little Swine which she kept for herself. She then walked to the Disco Heaven to have a dance party. But as Beyonce walked into the Disco Heaven, Bang Bang (Jay-Z shot her down). Lana came in to the Disco Heaven just in time to see Jay Z pull the trigger and poor Lana was left speechless. Alone in the Disco Heaven with Jay-Z, she said, "Now its just yoü and I", Jay Z then grabbed Lana's head and scalped her Hair and then shoved lots of Scheiße down her throat.
  14. vgavorn added a post in a topic: Sick or Not Sick (Gaga Songs Edition)   

    Not sick
     
    Dope
  15. vgavorn added a post in a topic: Sick or Not Sick (Gaga Songs Edition)   

    Not sick 
     
    Heavy Metal Lover

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  1. Vanilla » vgavorn

    Welcome to GGD.

    1. Vanilla

      Now get a dp before you post or people will cut chu.
    2. vgavorn

      dp?
    3. Vanilla

      Display picture.
    4. vgavorn

      ok thanks for the info