Christian Mother Re-Writes Harry Potter into a Christian Tale

[CHANTEL 2]

 

 

Exciting news from the fan fiction world! A writer who claims to be an Evangelical stay-at-home mom named Grace Ann has taken it upon herself to remove all the witchcraft devil-worship from Harry Potter and replace it with a more Christian-friendly message

Grace Ann is a conservative Christian mother (and possible troll) in the process of rewriting Harry Potter into 'Hogwarts School Of Prayer And Miracles', a God-fearing tale her kids can read without turning into witches. Like, that's her concern. You know, because that's happened to other children. Her introduction while I go pound my head against the bathroom mirror:

She's completed the first seven chapters of the first book so far, and let me tell you -- they're something else. The book starts with Hagrid coming to rescue Harry from his atheist aunt and uncle who just taught Harry about evolution, then goes downhill from there. You can read all seven chapters she's finished HERE, although I've included the first one in its entirety after the jump. Her poor kids. You think she lets them watch Lord of the Rings? Because I've got the feeling she doesn't. Still, I'm sure they'll grow up to be fine, well-adjusted young adults. "Wanna come over for a sleepover?!" Absolutely not, your mom is nuts.

 

Just read the first chapter, it's giving me LIFE

 

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[Zsolti 2,688]

byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Y U RUIN MY CHILDHOOD

[Fizzy 2,179]

Someone's got free time on their hands.

She should be soending that promoting and buying CHEEK TO CHEEK. :MANiCURE:

[Zsolti 2,688]

GGD School of Prayer and Miracles

[Cruelty 5,887]

coughREPENT AND PRAYcough

[Chromatislaps 34,558]

Nunnery School of Prayer and Miracles

fixed

[HermioneGranger 608]

Too sad..

[Zsolti 2,688]

fixed

Yep 

[Bellatrix 34,639]

[honza 2,194]

GGD School of Prayer and Miracles

I wish there still was one 

[GagaXCupcakke 3,818]

Slay me Queen of Christian Fan fiction 

[Honey Boo Boo 203]

I never read the Harry Potter series

Finally I can read them without turning into an evil atheist that practices dark magic and witchcraft.

[Azor Ahai 18,861]

"Evolution is a fairy tale! Do you really believe that? "

[Addy Ezzie 2]

I've just read the first chapter and it's... awkward. She pretends she'll include everything that happened in the original books, only without magic. A lot of things happen before we see teen Harry in the book. Oh, and by the way, Harry has green eyes, thank you very much

It's also not very well-written; I mean, it's awkward to read.

 

I have nothing against Christians but this is too much. Harry Potter, really, REALLY ??

[Daenerys 5,826]

fixed

 

Where's the lie though? Right on the money