Jump to content

💓 DAWN OF CHROMATICA 💓

Follow Gaga Daily on Telegram

Important Info You Should Know About Machete Kills (MildPlotSpoiler)


ChicaSkas

Featured Posts

ChicaSkas

edit 10-19-2013 by me, 2am:

 

I saw Machete Kills this evening and learned some information from a manager at my SoCal theater:

 

 

Important things you should know about Machete Kills:

-- Gaga appears as La Chameleon approx. 50 minutes into the film, after Cuba Gooding Jr. argues with the hapless Mexican gas station owner.

 

-- to clarify, Gaga is only actually 'onscreen' as herself for about 3 or 4 full minutes during the entire film.

Hidden upon request -- mild plot spoiler here:

-- Gaga's character doesn't die, (although she is shot at heavily in the film after morphing into Antonio Banderas) she is advertised in the trailer for the 3rd Machete film, "Machete Kills Again: In Space".

-- Be forewarned that this is a very GOREY film. Lots of blood and guts and violence, shoot 'em up bang bangs, and occasional s-xual themes. This is not a film you take your parents to or your siblings. If you have a sensitive stomach, do not eat before or during the film.

1. The film is set to be pulled from theaters (in my So Cal city at least) on 10-24 or 10-25-2013.

2. According to the manager of the theater, the film did not do well in my town because of it's late fall release, and excessive gore (which alienated women and senior audiences)

 

(source: Regal Entertainment Group, manager, Ventura County)

3. You should all go to your local theaters before 10-24-2013 and ask the managers in charge if you can keep the posters and the cardboard displays most theaters have in their lobbies. Most managers / signage department heads will be only too glad to have someone else come in and dismantle the things and take them away.

After seeing the film, I took some time to browse the lobby... on the desks inside, they had about 15 'quad' posters (small giveaway versions in 18" by 12" minis of the large standard lobby lit ones) 14 were liberated by me and made their way home with me :troll: You can ask your local theater staff if they got any of the small freebie kind, those can be perfect for an inexpensive frame.

The free giveaway posters look like this:

$T2eC16NHJHoFGlbIs,ZIBSV4HhOeww~~60_57.J

4. I took tons of pics, which will be uploaded later tonight or tomorrow, of the displays and mini Quads.

I also left my name and number (and got the MANAGER's NAME and NUMBER) to save the huge display from the fate of the Dumpster. I highly encourage all of you to try this too, if you can, because you can save something valuable from being destroyed.

5. Movie poster displays have a high collectible value because so many are destroyed by the theaters.

6. There is one 3-D scene in the film! BUT the theaters are NOT providing glasses for it! so you must bring your own if you wish to see it. It involves Machete getting into a very personal situation with a winner of a beauty pagent.

7. STAY FOR ALL THE CREDITS.

Two funny Blooper scenes air after the credits roll.

Do YOU own the 4' by 6' Perfect Illusion promo Poster? Will pay you for it. Pic: http://i.imgur.com/UWuzumk
Link to post
Share on other sites

  • Replies 55
  • Created
  • Last Reply

I seen the movie, and I don't have an exact time but I remember it was definitely somewhere around the 45 minute - 1 hour mark.

Link to post
Share on other sites

ChicaSkas

ok, will attempt something thanks

Do YOU own the 4' by 6' Perfect Illusion promo Poster? Will pay you for it. Pic: http://i.imgur.com/UWuzumk
Link to post
Share on other sites

ChicaSkas

ATTEMPTED SOMETHING :troll:

STAY TUNED FOR FURTHER NOTICE :troll:

:woot:

Do YOU own the 4' by 6' Perfect Illusion promo Poster? Will pay you for it. Pic: http://i.imgur.com/UWuzumk
Link to post
Share on other sites

Kim Kardashian

:excited2:

 

How much longer?

Shop SKIMS & SKKN BY KIM online! The Kardashians streaming now on Hulu and Disney+!
Link to post
Share on other sites

ChicaSkas

Encountering difficulties.... tomorrow should be up :sweat:

Do YOU own the 4' by 6' Perfect Illusion promo Poster? Will pay you for it. Pic: http://i.imgur.com/UWuzumk
Link to post
Share on other sites

ChicaSkas

This sounds illegal...

Machete don't text.

Chica don't disappoint.

Gaga.... doesn't die.

(anyway, it's coming soon! had some transferrence issues)

tumblr_mupyhuj2Tn1qk6kevo4_250.gif

Do YOU own the 4' by 6' Perfect Illusion promo Poster? Will pay you for it. Pic: http://i.imgur.com/UWuzumk
Link to post
Share on other sites

ChicaSkas

Saw it, she doesn't appear a lot in the movie.... :'(

I bootlegged 97% of her appearances.

I missed the Machete Kills Again [iN SPACE] trailer at the beginning of the film via video, but caught it all via Audio. In it, the announcer clearly says Gaga will return as La Chameleon in the 3rd Machete film.

"as whatever she wants to be...!"

:dead: that line, when the announcer said it, killed me in laughter inside (couldn't let my laughter get caught on tape)

Do YOU own the 4' by 6' Perfect Illusion promo Poster? Will pay you for it. Pic: http://i.imgur.com/UWuzumk
Link to post
Share on other sites

ChicaSkas

Important things you should know about Machete Kills, see top post

Do YOU own the 4' by 6' Perfect Illusion promo Poster? Will pay you for it. Pic: http://i.imgur.com/UWuzumk
Link to post
Share on other sites

GagaMyBlood95

5 minutes is not that long  :creepflop: 

Gaga appears as La Chameleon approx. 50 minutes into the film

 

What is this then?

Link to post
Share on other sites

Archived

This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.


×
×
  • Create New...