PunkTheFunk 121,494 Posted July 12, 2018 Share Posted July 12, 2018 Hypothetical scenario: you meet a guy who's literally perfect for you in every way. The two of you meet at the library (or wherever the gays meet) and hit it off immediately. Over the course of the next few months you get to know him better and realize that you've fallen helplessly in love with him. It seems at first that you respect each other's interests: when he watches his poker tournaments on TV, you make sure he has plenty of snacks in the living room. When you turn on your favorite Lady Gaga song in the car, he bops his head a little and admires you when you sing along, and giggles when you can't hit a note. He's confident, sexy, compassionate, and ambitious. In other words, he's everything you ever dreamed of. Eventually the two of you move in together and before you know it, you're waiting for him to propose. One night, after making passionate love, the two of you have a long, late night chat. You begin to tell him your deepest, darkest secrets. You tell him about your bath salts addiction and how you killed your best friend's hamster 15 years ago, and he says that he will accept you no matter what. And then he tells you his deepest secrets, like how he lives with the guilt of making his brother go deaf by blasting an air horn in his ear, and his vulnerability makes you love him even more. Finally, just as you're about to go to sleep, he clears his throat. "Oh..." he laughs. "I guess I should probably tell you..." "What?" you say. "Well...okay, this is kind of stupid, but...you know how you love Lady Gaga?" "Yeah?" "Well...I'm sorry but...I can't stand her." Your mouth goes dry. "What? But you don't mind when I play Donatella in the car... You even took me to the Hoe-anne Rave." He shrugs. "I just did that for you." Your heart races and it feels like someone is squeezing your throat. "Why don't you like her?" you say, your voice quivering. He giggles. "I'm sorry, but...okay, it's just that I find her really annoying. Like, her voice. It's just...to be honest I hate it. And she's just so pretentious and cringeworthy sometimes. Well, most of the time...Plus, she hasn't had a hit in years. I mean, I like her message of equality and stuff but...there are so many better artists out there. I've tried to get into her but I just can't. She's so annoying. Artists like Beyonce and Taylor Swift are far more talented anyway... Are you mad?" What do you do? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mirrion Rizzons 9,929 Posted July 13, 2018 Share Posted July 13, 2018 i would feel upset not bc he doesn't like gaga, but because he wasn't truthful to begin with Trust is important in a relationship and if he hid that he hates gaga, he might be hiding other things too Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaryJaneHolland 77,348 Posted July 13, 2018 Share Posted July 13, 2018 Sweetie, tldr As long as he doesnt shove that down my throat all the time, I'd be okay with it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kim Kardashian 2,708 Posted July 13, 2018 Share Posted July 13, 2018 I'm not scared at all, my twerking and sex skills are going to cure.mp3 him. Shop SKIMS & SKKN BY KIM online! The Kardashians streaming now on Hulu and Disney+! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
River 90,507 Posted July 13, 2018 Share Posted July 13, 2018 f-ck him to the sound of Retro Dance Freak so he'll suffer and I'll enjoy his body Je ne parle pas français but I can padam if you like Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryanripley 86,575 Posted July 13, 2018 Share Posted July 13, 2018 i've had an ex who had THAT body but he hated gaga a lot, let alone taking me to one of her shows so this situation is already a huge improvement it wouldn't be a deal breaker for me if he's willing to tolerate it  but i once had a guy hit me up on tinder and when i said i was a huge gaga fan, his reply was "yeah, she's great minus her constant exploitation of the gays" so i hit that unmatch button  https://goo.gl/xMgMvJ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monsterish 5,520 Posted July 13, 2018 Share Posted July 13, 2018 I need the next chapter of this fanfic Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
rumours 45,521 Posted July 13, 2018 Share Posted July 13, 2018 8 minutes ago, ryanripley said: butï»ż i once had a guy hit me up on tinder and when i said i was a huge gaga fan, his reply was "yeah, she's great minus her constant exploitation of the gays" so i hit that unmatch buttoï»żï»żnï»żï»ż This is why Christian Mingle is a much safer option to meet Gaga gays Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fabian5000 95 Posted July 13, 2018 Share Posted July 13, 2018 I had an ex who was like that too, he went to see the artRAVE and Roseland with me but he was just standing there visibly bored. It really made me feel like i cant be myself... it's a sweet gesture but i rather prefer going to a gaga show with friends than bf/hubbie who hates her. Would i break up with them if they hate her? no... but as long as he lets me listen to her when I want to then we good. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GypsyBabe 22,836 Posted July 13, 2018 Share Posted July 13, 2018 As long as he is willing to go to a lifetime of Gaga shows/movies and is understanding about me spending all my coins on her, then I couldnât care less. âŻÍ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damon 10,895 Posted July 13, 2018 Share Posted July 13, 2018 Lsst night I met this hot ass daddy and we were talking about music, mostly jazz and he brought Gaga onto the table in case you were wondering, yes, of course we had sex after that ... and now i just sit in silence. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mamo 15,678 Posted July 13, 2018 Share Posted July 13, 2018 dump his ass! if he can't acknowledge or appreciate the talent of gaga then it just shows he ain't got NO taste! case-closed. you can serve it to me ancient city style... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloody hooker 6,445 Posted July 13, 2018 Share Posted July 13, 2018 First and foremost, write more stories, or add to this one. Secondly, if he told me that on our first date he wouldnât even get a second one. If he told me that he didnât like Gaga that far into the relationship, then I would give him a chance. I would change his mind. Thisï»ż mutual gaze was a âlonging to touchâ or a "pre-coitus" stare.ï»ż Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr S 7,619 Posted July 13, 2018 Share Posted July 13, 2018 So you met a Madonna stan? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwissMonster 27,786 Posted July 13, 2018 Share Posted July 13, 2018 First. The question at the end made me feel like I am in this US show called âwhat would you doâ Second. I probably couldnât. I am such a Stan, like I can be with people not stanning her or something. But hating her? Nope, bye bitch... I listen to Gaga at least four times a day, so  But as I said, if he hates her, he hates a big part of me, so this is not gonna work (I am asking myself if this is normal or Gaga really took over my life ) Edit: Maybe If he is EXTREMLY HOT I may keep him for some weeks, but then throw him away SwissMonsterÂźïž - Creating controversy since 1999 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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