Mirages 20,259 Posted June 19, 2018 Share Posted June 19, 2018 So don't ask me how, but somehow I once again found myself falling down the rabbit hole on everybody's favorite side of YouTube a.k.a. the @Illuminati exposers and found this video where this guy claims that Gaga had a plastic surgery so her face would look like a pentagram starts at 1:25 I mean crazist **** ever, I couldn't stop laughing he even kept talkig about how Gaga praised Judas in a song (guess the mother****er didn't listen to the whole song and didn't understand the message but ok), but then it brought me the idea for my new hit thread (please don't let it flop fatties ). So please post the craziest and wildest claims and theories about Gaga's @Illuminati persona you've heard so we can all laugh a little in this grim times I'm the bitch that's fragile Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati 15,375 Posted June 19, 2018 Share Posted June 19, 2018 I once claimed she was a hermaphrodite Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mirages 20,259 Posted June 19, 2018 Author Share Posted June 19, 2018 1 minute ago, Illuminati said: I once claimed she was a hermaphrodite wait I gotta edit OP I'm the bitch that's fragile Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPheygirl 879 Posted June 19, 2018 Share Posted June 19, 2018 i remember one being said about the Bowie Tribute performance but i cant remember why it was considered an illuminati conpsiracy theory (pre order High as Hope and stream Big God) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaryJaneHolland 77,348 Posted June 19, 2018 Share Posted June 19, 2018 Ugh WE STAN Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickens in Malibu 7,873 Posted June 19, 2018 Share Posted June 19, 2018 I mean we all know Gaga had a very lucrative contract with the Illuminati. Unfortunately she broke it in 2013, and ever since she doesn't have the same success anymore We miss the old illuminati symbolism in her iconic videos Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnnTakamaki 6,100 Posted June 19, 2018 Share Posted June 19, 2018 "she has sex with everyone in haus of Gaga & everywhere, that's why she's so successful" - by some Lms in Lms.com back in the day Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starbucks 4,204 Posted June 19, 2018 Share Posted June 19, 2018 5 minutes ago, AnnTakamaki said: "she has sex with everyone in haus of Gaga & everywhere, that's why she's so successful" - by some Lms in Lms.com back in the day I guess Asia and Koji also had sex with Gaga too OT: "YOUR GOD IS NOT HERE MICHAEL!!" *screaming while levitating* Your everyday cups of kindness Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borislshere 52,615 Posted June 19, 2018 Share Posted June 19, 2018 The Lina Morgana therory is pretty annnoying Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bolkins 3,831 Posted June 19, 2018 Share Posted June 19, 2018 Im not sure if the Illuminati were involved but a personal fave theory of mine is that Gaga murdered Lou Reed because he didn't like ARTPOP and he was going to talk **** about it so she killed him. Edit - The Illuminati were involved as it was their hit men that killed Lou Reed and they used polonium to do so Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
666 others 1,856 Posted June 19, 2018 Share Posted June 19, 2018 Can someone explain once and for all what is Illuminati? :holyshit: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sneaky Oliver 20,096 Posted June 19, 2018 Share Posted June 19, 2018 the ICONIC quote "Your God is not here Michael nor will he ever be now give me some highlights and trim my bangs" while floating 3 feet above the ground with 666 tattoo on her scalp I’m on my Legacy Act era Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpamMusubi 1,010 Posted June 19, 2018 Share Posted June 19, 2018 19 minutes ago, 666 others said: Can someone explain once and for all what is Illuminati? Sushi is my one true passion Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mister max 18,480 Posted June 19, 2018 Share Posted June 19, 2018 To be serious, she probably got those injections to help with her fibromyalgia 8 minutes ago, Sneaky Oliver said: the ICONIC quote "Your God is not here Michael nor will he ever be now give me some highlights and trim my bangs" while floating 3 feet above the ground with 666 tattoo on her scalp Love this Buy ARTPOP on itunes or smth? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sneaky Oliver 20,096 Posted June 19, 2018 Share Posted June 19, 2018 7 minutes ago, mister max said: To be serious, she probably got those injections to help with her fibromyalgia Love this What if the mumbling was actually an early Scheiße demo I’m on my Legacy Act era Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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