monster4life231 4,304 Posted April 25, 2018 Share Posted April 25, 2018 So, the other day I met Russell Brand (an awesome guy and very genuine by the way I will tell the story at a later date since I need to calm down from being so happy for once). Long story short, he kissed my head and shook my hand at one point. So then I was thinking. He was married to Katy Perry, who he’s kissed and and has shook hands with (possibly other stuff but let’s not go there ). Technically, Katy Perry has kissed my head and shook my hand. It’s a reach but idc. spread peace - #MJInnocent Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
teawhore 7,667 Posted April 25, 2018 Share Posted April 25, 2018 can i kiss your head and shake your hand ♡ nyc ♡ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
berlinforme 4,984 Posted April 25, 2018 Share Posted April 25, 2018 And Katy Perry shook hands with Gaga! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altair 1,999 Posted April 25, 2018 Share Posted April 25, 2018 Without her consent? what is wrong with you?!?! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DelusionalGaga 29,205 Posted April 25, 2018 Share Posted April 25, 2018 But did you like it? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
corvus albus 38,031 Posted April 25, 2018 Share Posted April 25, 2018 4 minutes ago, DelusionalGaga said: But did you like it? "You're so gay and you don't even like boys No you don't even like No you don't even like No you don't even like boys" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
monster4life231 4,304 Posted April 25, 2018 Author Share Posted April 25, 2018 5 minutes ago, DelusionalGaga said: But did you like it? I’m still trying to comprehend it. I’ve been so happy since it happened. spread peace - #MJInnocent Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwissMonster 27,786 Posted April 25, 2018 Share Posted April 25, 2018 This thread just made me thought about that: https://onlinedoctor.lloydspharmacy.com/blog/sex-degrees/ Enjoy SwissMonster®️ - Creating controversy since 1999 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryanripley 86,575 Posted April 25, 2018 Share Posted April 25, 2018 he also probably went down on katy perry so you've kissed her vagina! https://goo.gl/xMgMvJ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
weed 66,808 Posted April 25, 2018 Share Posted April 25, 2018 You’re basically Katy Perry herself now Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eggsy 8,280 Posted April 25, 2018 Share Posted April 25, 2018 Dont ever wash your face... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DelusionalGaga 29,205 Posted April 25, 2018 Share Posted April 25, 2018 1 minute ago, corvus albus said: "You're so gay and you don't even like boys No you don't even like No you don't even like No you don't even like boys" A bop that made me accept my sexuality. Born This Way who? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
xoxojohnwayne 553 Posted April 25, 2018 Share Posted April 25, 2018 43 minutes ago, monster4life231 said: So, the other day I met Russell Brand (an awesome guy and very genuine by the way I will tell the story at a later date since I need to calm down from being so happy for once). Long story short, he kissed my head and shook my hand at one point. So then I was thinking. He was married to Katy Perry, who he’s kissed and and has shook hands with (possibly other stuff but let’s not go there ). Technically, Katy Perry has kissed my head and shook my hand. It’s a reach but idc. HAVE A SHOWER! RIGHT NOW Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gagadonna 10,801 Posted April 25, 2018 Share Posted April 25, 2018 I'm happy to see some kind of positivity about Katy on this forum Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yuuri 21,636 Posted April 25, 2018 Share Posted April 25, 2018 1 hour ago, ryanripley said: he also probably went down on katy perry so you've kissed her vagina! And her V likely had been stirred by his D, so you got to touch his D. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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