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CEREMONY: Fijación Oral Vol. 1 (Shakira)

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The Bling   Paws Up 8,220
The Bling

Welcome to the Shakira – Fijación Oral Vol. 1 Megarate CEREMONY!

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WE'LL START IN ONE HOUR

I’ll post one song every 15 minutes, so you have time to comment and meltdown and everything :giggle: I’d love to see as many of you here as possible :hor:

 

The album got an astonishing average of 8.405 :tony::tony::tony:

The highest and lowest score each are:

@GaGaLB: 6.1

@Kandy life: 10

I myself awarded this beautiful masterpiece with an average of 9.15 :pray:

 

Get ready for the slayage :staymad:

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@The Bling @DISCOxHEAVEN @badgirlmeat @JustifyMyLove @BBhomemaker @Garzilazo @Kandy life @RAMROD @Texas Joanne @Salvador Sequea @LDGA @EvilRegal @Flippy @CyanDante @corvus albus @GaGaLB @Hades

Special shoutout to good sis @Salvador Sequea who did the AMAZING covers you're about to see in the ceremony :giveup: He's beyond talented, seriously. Thank you very much :hug:

 

RESULTS:

Spoiler

#10. Escondite Inglés [6.823]

#9. Obtener Un Sí [7.632]

#8. Día Especial [8.076]

#7. Día De Enero [8.235]

#6. En Tus Pupilas [8.241]

#5. La Pared [8.635]

#4. Lo Imprescindible [8.658]

#3. No [8.882]

#2. La Tortura [8.911]

#1. Las De La Intuición [9.958]

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corvus albus   Paws Up 2,512
corvus albus
5 minutes ago, The Bling said:

Get ready for the slayage :staymad:

I was born ready

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not really but it's a cool punchline :ladyhaha:

 

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EvilRegal   Paws Up 4,261
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Oh hey

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@The Bling Would you mind if I promoted my megarate for the good sis Bionic? :selena::hor:

Submissions are open til April 29. :selena:

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sipthistea   Paws Up 14,609
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Once again, I was a flop for not sending the rates:toofunny: But I'm here stanning Día De Enero, No y La Tortura (Qué es mil veces mejor que Chantaje y todo el Dorado) 

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corvus albus   Paws Up 2,512
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Just now, sipthistea said:

Once again, I was a flop for not sending the rates:toofunny: But I'm here stanning Día De Enero, No y La Tortura (Qué es mil veces mejor que Chantaje y todo el Dorado) 

:whitney:

Well you won't be happy with my opinions on these songs :gum:

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The Bling   Paws Up 8,220
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7 minutes ago, EvilRegal said:

Oh hey

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@The Bling Would you mind if I promoted my megarate for the good sis Bionic? :selena::hor:

Submissions are open til April 29. :selena:

Go ahead sis, that masterpiece deserves as much recognizition as possible :whitney:

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The Bling   Paws Up 8,220
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1 minute ago, sipthistea said:

Once again, I was a flop for not sending the rates:toofunny: But I'm here stanning Día De Enero, No y La Tortura (Qué es mil veces mejor que Chantaje y todo el Dorado) 

:whitney:

It's OK :selena: Next one you won't avoid I promise  :creepflop::creepflop::creepflop:

Amarillo says hi :nails: But other than that tea

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corvus albus   Paws Up 2,512
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I just calculated for fun what my average for this album is. I gave the album an average of 6.8 and i don't even know how this happened. I awarded every song honestly but my feelings towards the album are more positive than 6.8 :oprah:

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The Bling   Paws Up 8,220
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4 minutes ago, corvus albus said:

I just calculated for fun what my average for this album is. I gave the album an average of 6.8 and i don't even know how this happened. I awarded every song honestly but my feelings towards the album are more positive than 6.8 :oprah:

That happens a lot to me too :air: S do you regret some of your low rates now? :hor:

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Hades   Paws Up 14,977
Hades

Thank God my rates were not low. Well i gave a 6.:giggle: I'll be on the road so i'll check later cause i don't want to kill anyone if the results aren't satisfying.:poot:

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corvus albus   Paws Up 2,512
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7 minutes ago, The Bling said:

That happens a lot to me too :air: S do you regret some of your low rates now? :hor:

Like is said i'm perfectly fine with the the rates the songs got but i think that 6.8 doesn't really reflect my feelings towards the album. It should be more like a 7.5/10 or maybe even more in my opinion. Probably because the album is musically very coherent and fits perfectly together.

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The Bling   Paws Up 8,220
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FIRST ONE OUT WILL BE POSTED IN 10 MINUTES :hor:

Any guesses?

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corvus albus   Paws Up 2,512
corvus albus
2 minutes ago, The Bling said:

FIRST ONE OUT WILL BE POSTED IN 10 MINUTES :hor:

Any guesses?

La Tortura :hor:

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#10. ESCONDITE INGLÉS [6.823]

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11s: None

Highest: 10 @Kandy life, @RAMROD

Lowest: 3 @Salvador Sequea, @GaGaLB

@The Bling: 9

 

English Translation:

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Escondite Inglés (‘Statues’)

Welcome, you finally arrived here

Perfect timing, perfect place

Not every sweet fattens

And not every pleasure is sin

 

I shall be your legged desire

An enthralling idea crossing our minds

I shall be a contrivance toying with your mind

Object and cause of your downfall

And your salvation

 

[CHORUS:]

Count from 1 to 10

And you’ll find me straight away

That’s the way I play ‘statues’

Kiss me already

And I’ll tie you to my couch

That’s the way I play sta-

That’s the way I play sta-

That’s the way I play statues

 

Don’t you judge me, I’m not that way

I just happen to have a playful mind

Not every sweet fattens

And no sinner comes clean after praying

 

I shall be your legged desire

Spokeswoman to your imagination

I shall be a contrivance toying with your mind

Object and cause of your downfall

And your salvation

 

[CHORUS:]

 

Count from 1 to 10

And you’ll find me straight away

Count from 1 to 10

And you’ll find me straight away

1, 2; 1, 2; 1, 2; 1, 2, 2 times 5 10

 

@Kandy life: 10 Really sexy song. 

@corvus albus: 8 Finally some ****ing energy!

@Texas Joanne: 7 this song doesnt deserve any hate it gets (if it gets any) this just screams 80’s pop rock. perfectly fits this album :classy:

@Flippy: 7 I think this song has a very rock-ish type of sound and I really like it! It's very different to the rest of the album and I enjoy it. It's a very fun song as well!

Favorite lyrics: "No me juzgues no soy de esas solo porque tengo una mente traviesa. No todo lo rico engorda y no el que peca empata si reza"

@badgirlmeat: 6 the lyrics are quite fun and very sexy but this song :awkney:, i just don't like that kind of sound that much.

@EvilRegal: 4.5 Nooooo! It started good then the chorus hit and made the whole song horrendous. :grr:

@Salvador Sequea: 3 I hate Escondite Inglés. The lyrics are great but God, the intro and the chorus sounds like a track from a cheap anime or something. Is just not my cup of tea.

@GaGaLB: 3 rock song meet 80's vibe music

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