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Rafr88   Paws Up 690
Rafr88

I see you, rain on me "we been knew's":triggered:, but I have always asked myself why if Gaga is italian why the only other language she speaks fluent is french? Is like the number of times she has say she's italian dont match with how the number of time she has spoke in italian, and is inversely proportional to how much she has spoke in french:saladga:

So here's my research:

Exhibit 1:

The iconic I'm Italian, like how can you not know she's italiana (im going to say italiana to highlight the spirito nazionale if you dont mind):stalkga:

Exhibit 2:

Despite being Italiana, in the Monster Ball at Torino she admit she only knew how to say the important things (feed me and kiss me) and not even fck me, like, you need to know your basics:wtfga:

Exibit 3:

So, she's italian, but she speaks french fluently (at least to my non-francophone ears). It looks like she loves to speak français (I'll say français to highlight la langue française):stalkga:

Exibit 4:

She even said a lot of the BTWB speech in français:wtfga:

 

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Speaking of truth, the french call it, la vérité:derpga:

 

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The Bling   Paws Up 8,873
The Bling

Why do you doubt something she's been telling you since she was 13? :poot:

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Sigmund Freud, analyze this

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South Blonde   Paws Up 3,187
South Blonde

She is fluent in French? I thought her francais was merdique... :triggered: 

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Don't you think maybe they are the same thing? Love and attention?

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PurpleTurtle   Paws Up 192
PurpleTurtle

Elle est Italien

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That’s french for: she is Italian :poot:

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We speak french in Canada in one of the provinces so I was forced to learn it so I could get a job...

 

 

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Rafr88   Paws Up 690
Rafr88
2 minutes ago, South Blonde said:

She is fluent in French? I thought her francais was merdique... :triggered: 

She says her français is a merde, but at least she say it in français:trollga:

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TheSlash   Paws Up 1,449
TheSlash

*listens to Scheiße*

"I don't speak German but I can if you like"

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:triggered: :oprah:

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Rafr88   Paws Up 690
Rafr88
1 minute ago, TheSlash said:

*listens to Scheiße*

"I don't speak German but I can if you like"

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:triggered: :oprah:

 

This bish also did Americano in spanish

raw

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modern ecstasy   Paws Up 3,686
modern ecstasy

She’s not fluent in French, she may have just taken it in school and can remember a bit.

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KleinGa   Paws Up 14,433
KleinGa

sis didn't you know

she doesn't speak [insert language here] but she can if you like

TRULY A QUEEN OF SPEAKING LANGUAGES THAT SHE DOESN'T KNOW THAT OTHER PEOPLE WANT HER TO SPEAK :firega:

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badgirlmeat   Paws Up 2,172
badgirlmeat

i don't speak your, i don't speak your language, oh no
i don't speak your, i won't speak your Jesús Cristo

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badgirlmeat   Paws Up 2,172
badgirlmeat
2 minutes ago, GayIsSin said:

LADY GAY GAY IS SIN! YOU WERE BORN HETEROSEXUAL:saladga: IT IS NOT TO LATE TO BE IN THE GOOD LIGHT OF GOD:kara:

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what

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Cavadour   Paws Up 72
Cavadour

My mother was italian. I took many trips in Italy and one thing for sure, Gaga LOOKS italian (her face). Even more as a natural brunette. But she's not fluent in french. Come on. I'm Swiss from the french speaking part of the country. She's not able to build a full sentence even though her accent has great intonations.

Btw, the very first words everybody learns in a foreign language are the usual bad & dirty ones... :what:

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Late to the party but I got a diamond heart

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monster4life231   Paws Up 960
monster4life231

Gaga speaks love. 

And slayage. 

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Diamonster   Paws Up 524
Diamonster

Because she's italian in genes only :laughga: she grew up in New York. She probably knows nothing about life in Italy  :ladyhaha: 

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