PMKKARDASHiAN 8,570 Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 OK so I'm at work, and I had my phone laid down at the nurses station, and my background picture is Gags from the grammys, with her iconic black bad bitch red carpet look. There's this one nurse who is a 46 year old white women, who has 2 kids, a husband, and lives her life like a stepford wife. She and I frequently argue with about the pop girls (she hates Mariah, says she dresses slutty, doesn't like her, comments on how she needs to cover her boobs up ((to which I replied 'girl, dem titties are worth 500 million and you're still payin for yours so your opinion isn't important))) looks at the picture and asks "who's that?!" I said 'girl, that's lady gaga' She said 'omg I love her! Her superbowl performance was awesome! I love how she performed all her older hits!' So I asked if she's heard her new stuff and she said no So I told her to look up MR. She did, and she liked it. I said well girl buy it on Itunes. She said, why would I buy just one song? I'll just buy the album. I'm sure I'll like it. So she bought the album So essentially soccer mom's exist in the real world and I'll never stop promoting our girl Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewUsername 10,337 Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 Get that promo Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayze 277 Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 Good sis Gaga converting everyone #BuyJoanneOniTunes Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magneto 13,133 Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 King of promoting Joanne to middle aged nurses Free my mind Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irrelevant 20,272 Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 3 minutes ago, PMKKARDASHiAN said: she hates Mariah Relatable #IDon'tWannaBuyIDon'tOniTunes #BuyJoanneOniTunes 광야로 걸어가 알아 네 home ground Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florian 19,832 Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 I wonder how you can be that persuasive Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
danwasd 2,444 Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 LMs doing the job her manager isn't doing #BuyARTPOPoniTunes Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PMKKARDASHiAN 8,570 Posted February 19, 2017 Author Share Posted February 19, 2017 19 minutes ago, redhoodieslime said: Relatable #IDon'tWannaBuyIDon'tOniTunes #BuyJoanneOniTunes Mariah is queen. Show some respect 14 minutes ago, Florian said: I wonder how you can be that persuasive They probably just do it to shut me up tbh Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irrelevant 20,272 Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 9 minutes ago, PMKKARDASHiAN said: Mariah is queen. Show some respect ok gurl 광야로 걸어가 알아 네 home ground Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bayonetta 9,844 Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 Just wait till she listens to DIC Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florian 19,832 Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 9 minutes ago, PMKKARDASHiAN said: Mariah is queen. Show some respect They probably just do it to shut me up tbh Then be even more butthurt and make her buy the album for her 2 children And then she can request the song on your local radio ofc Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PMKKARDASHiAN 8,570 Posted February 19, 2017 Author Share Posted February 19, 2017 Just now, Heterophobia said: Just wait till she listens to DIC I was shopping with my mom a couple weeks ago, and she's a 61 year old catholic Italian, and I played DIC and she liked it at first then slowly started to realize what the song was about, and she told me not to play it again while she was in the car.. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
androiduser 7,105 Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 not really a soccer mom because soccer moms knew about MR before anyone had to tell them Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
YSL 2,429 Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 Wow you're truly king of promo. I remember it's not your first time persuading someone into buying Joanne/MR Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PMKKARDASHiAN 8,570 Posted February 19, 2017 Author Share Posted February 19, 2017 8 minutes ago, YSL said: Wow you're truly king of promo. I remember it's not your first time persuading someone into buying Joanne/MR I spam gaga at work. There was one time I worked with a girl and she had never heard of gaga. Not had never heard her music or didn't like her, had NEVER heard of her..ever... So I spammed BR, PK, JD, MTN and she looked at me disgust and bewilderment, and asked me not to talk about her again Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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