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Heeeeerree we go! 

Let's get a kinda mad lib sorta game going on. So basically just write a brief description of what you'd want a part of a figurative Super Bowl performance to be like. Rules are: you can only choose ONE song for Gaga to perform (released or unreleased, collabs welcome :hor:) and how she does it, only for the next user to continue from where the last user left off. Be creative as you like. I'll start. 

The stadium roared with pent anticipation. Thunder had crashed, and lightning struck. The spotlights had fallen out from below and glistened in the rain. Lights out. The stadium seats then began to rush and glow, colors red white and blue. Out from a jet plane do we see Gaga jump out and parachute onto then mounted on a giant mechanical bull, with an ocean of wet cattlemen, arms like coral. She latches on. The intro for Diamond Heart plays and she's gyrating her cow boots off. What does she do next?? :excited2:

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7 minutes ago, Vodka said:

The stadium roared with pent anticipation. Thunder had crashed, and lightning struck. The spotlights had fallen out from below and glistened in the rain. Lights out. The stadium seat then begin to rush and glow, colors red white and blue. Out from a jet plane do we see Gaga jump out and parachute onto then mounted on a giant mechanical bull, with an ocean of wet cattlemen, arms like coral. She latches on. The intro for Diamond Heart plays and she's gyrating her cow boots off. What does she do next?? 

then after the DH outro, an invigorating smell filled the stadium. its gaga bbq fun feast party. out of the smoke, gaga was roaming the stage w/ her mechanical bull while Swine was playing. she's not singing though, she's just portraying a wide range of emotions as the backup singer sang "Swiiinneee, Swinneee".

after the swine interlude was over, ....

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He8MyHeart
14 minutes ago, Slave Blonde said:

then after the DH outro, an invigorating smell filled the stadium. its gaga bbq fun feast party. out of the smoke, gaga was roaming the stage w/ her mechanical bull while Swine was playing. she's not singing though, she's just portraying a wide range of emotions as the backup singer sang "Swiiinneee, Swinneee".

after the swine interlude was over, ....

A hundred waiters rush onto the stage. They hand deliver delicious bbq morsels to the masses. While this is happening, glitter falls from the sky and creates a cloud around Gaga. She uses this time to quickly change into her next outfit - a giant styrofoam finger topped off with a pink fingernail headpiece made by Philip Treacy. A hundred Asian 'nail technicians' run onto the stage and the hundred waiters return to the stage for MANiCUREs. Gaga belts out the opening lyrics of MANiCURE and then...

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36 minutes ago, He8MyHeart said:

A hundred waiters rush onto the stage. They hand deliver delicious bbq morsels to the masses. While this is happening, glitter falls from the sky and creates a cloud around Gaga. She uses this time to quickly change into her next outfit - a giant styrofoam finger topped off with a pink fingernail headpiece made by Philip Treacy. A hundred Asian 'nail technicians' run onto the stage and the hundred waiters return to the stage for MANiCUREs. Gaga belts out the opening lyrics of MANiCURE and then...

then the stage turns to darkout and was lighten up when the stage was changed into a runway and the models posed. They were wearing Versace, Victoria Secret and Alexander McQueen.  The instrumental turned into a really catchy beat and the lyrics We love designer was played for 6 times. Then Gaga was dressed in a very fashionable dress done by designer Natalie Germanotta, her sister.  The iconic blonde bangs wig was in her head. A person was rising above going down which is Katy Perry wearing a dress done by a Canadian designer and sang Fashion! with co singer Katy Perry and Katy herself sang one verse from Bad Romance.

 

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7 minutes ago, Jesus said:

And then the whole stadium died from Katy's singing. The end.

...or so we thought. Suddenly God himself descends from the heavens as we begin to hear "MUH MUH MUH MAH" He casts everyone's soul back into his body and Gaga magically grows angel disco-ball wings and sings pokerface with Jesus Christ on guitar. 

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Red Velvet
15 minutes ago, Jesus said:

And then the whole stadium died from Katy's singing. The end.

Wtf!? She was lip-syncing.

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40 minutes ago, hoeslay said:

...or so we thought. Suddenly God himself descends from the heavens as we begin to hear "MUH MUH MUH MAH" He casts everyone's soul back into his body and Gaga magically grows angel disco-ball wings and sings pokerface with Jesus Christ on guitar. 

Then Jesus sissy's that walk off the stage as the BLARING bass of the intro to heavy metal lover pounds the stadium,

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you could hear a moaning roar from the audience

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then 69 gogo boys dressed as a slutty version of the tin man from The wizard of Oz in G-strings sprint furiously onto the stage and hose down a stall of 69 dirty ponies,

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gaga is in a Sexy female fireman costume a one of a kind custom piece by Party City, she proceeds to spray the audience in the wet zone with a fire hose

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and then...

I DON'T WANT YOUR MONEY, I JUST WANT YOUR SOUL HONEY.
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Everyone is shook but they haven't seen anything yet.

Jesus ascends to heaven as the football fans scream and cheer. Government hooker starts playing as Gaga strips to just a bra and panties with the US flag.

Donald Trump walks out on the stange and she gives him a lapdance while the croud is losing it. Blue red and white confetti are raining all over the stadium.

In the end of the song a dancer brings Gaga a gun and shoots Trump in the face. She snatches his bloody weave and starts swinging it around. The first three rows are scarred for life and will need therapy. :laughga: 

But it wasn't even over ....

Forever and Always!
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18 minutes ago, Monster Voices said:

Everyone is shook but they haven't seen anything yet.

Jesus ascends to heaven as the football fans scream and cheer. Government hooker starts playing as Gaga strips to just a bra and panties with the US flag.

Donald Trump walks out on the stange and she gives him a lapdance while the croud is losing it. Blue red and white confetti are raining all over the stadium.

In the end of the song a dancer brings Gaga a gun and shoots Trump in the face. She snatches his bloody weave and starts swinging it around. The first three rows are scarred for life and will need therapy. :laughga: 

But it wasn't even over ....

As the police forces are about to arrest her, she suddenly start to groan in pain and fall to the ground in the middle of the stage. Her belly instantly grows to the size of half of the field, engulfing her band and backup dancers, sorta like that scene in Akira

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She then spreads her legs and her big vagina is exposed to the whole world. While she gets ready to give birth, she delivers the same speech she did in the BTW Ball during the birth scene. Joanne then dies and her vagina opens like a big mouth. Out came this Godzilla sized creature: it's the Joanne Monster. The Joanne Monster proceeds to destroy the stadium and the rest of the city as well. Will this chaos and slayage ever end?

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Just now, RainbowBlonde said:

As the police forces are about to arrest her, she suddenly start to groan in pain and fall to the ground in the middle of the stage. Her belly instantly grows to the size of half of the field, engulfing her band and backup dancers, sorta like that scene in Akira

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She then spreads her legs and her big vagina is exposed to the whole world. While she gets ready to give birth, she delivers the same speech she did in the BTW Ball during the birth scene. Joanne then dies and her vagina opens like a big mouth. Out came this Godzilla sized creature: it's the Joanne Monster. The Joanne Monster proceeds to destroy the stadium and the rest of the city as well. Will this chaos and slayage ever end?

Gaga then changes costume to a superhero named "Britney Spears". She then saves the city while singing a cover of "Sometimes" mashed with her own song "Sometimes". She goes back to the middle of the field, we see Christina Aguilera... wearing also a superhero costume..

They fight while Gaga's dancer dance to Do What U Want feat Tony Bennett. Gaga dies, Christina lives, but then..

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2 hours ago, Jesus said:

And then the whole stadium died from Katy's singing. The end.

NNNNNNNNN :sharon:

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