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Yo GagaGaga   Paws Up 5,487
Yo GagaGaga

After I saw the "is Gaga still the Queen of Pop" thread I started to think of if there's a hierarchy of Pop Music that people generally accept

This is what I usually see people agree on
 

The King: Michael Jackson

The Queen: Madonna

The Princess: Britney Spears

 

I thought it'd be very fun+cool+interesting :neyde: to expand on this and create The Kingdom of Pop

Now let's get creative with it. Pink could be the Joker, Xtina could be the old hag banging on the castle walls, Cher could be the high priestess idk You guys come up with it. I think this'll be fun to watch. I'll Update the Hierarchy once people assign their positions, and its generally agreed on

 

This is The Kingdom so far

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The Queen: Madonna

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The King: Michael Jackson

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The Princess: Britney Spears

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The Jester: Katy Perry

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The Queen's Sister (so technically a Queen but still): Kylie Minogue

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The Necromancer: Lady Gaga

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The Queen's Aunt: Cher

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Grand Master: David Bowie

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The Royal Baby: Melanie Martinez

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Unidentified Lady Who Wanders The Kingdom: Jennifer Lopez

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The Prince: Justin Timberlake

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The King's Gay Uncle: Elton John

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The Gay Uncle's Children: Rihanna + Bruno Mars

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The Royal Bellydancer: Shakira

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The False Prophet: Beyoncé

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The Supreme Minister: Celine Dion

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The Mime: Mariah Carey

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The Double Duchess: Fergie

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The Basement Troll: Poot

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The Street Rats: The Chainsmokers

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The Royal Hooker: Lana Del Rey

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The Enslaved Song Writer: Sia

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The Royal Prosecutor: Taylor Swift

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OMonster   Paws Up 2,082
OMonster

I think the queen is Gaga :classy:

in many years to come, she will be more highly regarded than what she currently is. 

Hindsight is a bittersweet thing... 

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takemetovenus   Paws Up 4,770
takemetovenus
4 minutes ago, Yo GagaGaga said:

Xtina could be the old hag banging on the castle walls

:sharon:

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SlaeUrAnus   Paws Up 9,410
SlaeUrAnus
5 minutes ago, Yo GagaGaga said:

Xtina could be the old hag banging on the castle walls

NNNNNNN :air:  :air: 

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Yo GagaGaga   Paws Up 5,487
Yo GagaGaga
2 minutes ago, OMonster said:

I think the queen is Gaga :classy:

in many years to come, she will be more highly regarded than what she currently is. 

Hindsight is a bittersweet thing... 

Madonna and Brinty need some credit for their cultural impact, and since they came before her it only makes sense

Gaga can be the village lunatic who slaughtered her cows and wore them

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CakeLikeLG   Paws Up 4,721
CakeLikeLG

you really want this to get messy, don't you

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katy jester

 katy-perry-s-wild-party-with-rebecca-bla

 

live each day like Gaga might drop an album

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Yo GagaGaga   Paws Up 5,487
Yo GagaGaga
2 minutes ago, CakeLikeLG said:

you really want this to get messy, don't you

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katy jester

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don't joke with this, I'll put that in the OP and you know I will

IT IS NOW OFFICIALLY ANNOUNCED THAT KETY PERR WILL BE DEEMED AS THE JESTER OF POP MUSIC

see what you've done.

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John Slayne   Paws Up 4,140
John Slayne

Can't we have more than one princess theaux? Gaga is a princess too imo... Kylie Minogue should be the Queen's sister (so technically a princess too)

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Yo GagaGaga   Paws Up 5,487
Yo GagaGaga
1 minute ago, Horiph said:

The princes Chainsmokers have arrived. :poot:

 

how dare you.

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DeanWinchester   Paws Up 30,624
DeanWinchester

Gaga is like the disowned/black sheep princess that dabbles in the black arts and is now planning to enter the convent

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*muffled Jewels N' Drugs in the background*

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Yuuri   Paws Up 13,664
Yuuri

Cher is the Queen's aunt, that got skiped in line of succession.

Gaga cleans the castle.

Madonna is the old madonna had a farm.

 

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Yo GagaGaga   Paws Up 5,487
Yo GagaGaga
8 minutes ago, John Slayne said:

Can't we have more than one princess theaux? Gaga is a princess too imo... Kylie Minogue should be the Queen's sister (so technically a princess too)

I'll add them I guess

IT IS NOW OFFICIALLY ANNOUNCED THAT KYLIE MINOGUE SHALL BE THE QUEEN'S SISTER (SO TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS TOO) OF POP MUSIC

its done.

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John Slayne   Paws Up 4,140
John Slayne
20 minutes ago, Yo GagaGaga said:

The Queen's Sister (so technically a Queen but still): Kylie Minogue

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nnnnnnn what's up with that pic :toofunny:

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