Shipper 12,765 Posted January 23, 2016 Share Posted January 23, 2016 Anybody read the new book starring Donald Trump and his tryst with a bellboy? Book was number 1 in Amazon ebooks for Erotica & LGBT category last time I checked. It was so hilarious. I didn't pay real people money for it but I heard a reading of the short ebook full of trash and I was laughing so hard. My favorite quote from it was: "He stood there in front of me, like a tall stallion. With his oily orange skin glistening in the sunlight as if he were a soggy cheeto, his hair unkempt and messy, like a gorgeous rat’s nest." Apparently, it was written overnight as a joke by a comedian influenced by alcohol and drugs and then he uploaded it in Amazon. His tweets are so funny even the book reviews in Amazon made me laugh. 💕📦💕📦💕📦💕📦💕📦💕📦💕📦💕📦💕📦💕📦💕📦💕📦💕📦💕📦💕📦💕📦💕📦💕📦💕📦💕📦💕📦💕📦💕📦💕📦💕 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kvnrp 48,353 Posted January 23, 2016 Share Posted January 23, 2016 8 minutes ago, Shipper said: "He stood there in front of me, like a tall stallion. With his oily orange skin glistening in the sunlight as if he were a soggy cheeto, his hair unkempt and messy, like a gorgeous rat’s nest." I'm so sorry for his wife. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shipper 12,765 Posted January 23, 2016 Author Share Posted January 23, 2016 Just now, kvnrp said: I'm so sorry for his wife. I think that was not even the worst quote. I'm waiting for Trump's lawyers to sue the guy with something and force Amazon to remove the book. 💕📦💕📦💕📦💕📦💕📦💕📦💕📦💕📦💕📦💕📦💕📦💕📦💕📦💕📦💕📦💕📦💕📦💕📦💕📦💕📦💕📦💕📦💕📦💕📦💕 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kvnrp 48,353 Posted January 23, 2016 Share Posted January 23, 2016 5 minutes ago, Shipper said: I think that was not even the worst quote. I'm waiting for Trump's lawyers to sue the guy with something and force Amazon to remove the book. I'm seriously considering to buy this rn Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shipper 12,765 Posted January 23, 2016 Author Share Posted January 23, 2016 Just now, kvnrp said: I'm seriously considering to buy this rn Save your people money. Listen to the full dramatic reading. Be ready as you hear lines like "My loins trembled as the scent of toupee adhesive and spray tan swept through my nasal cavity." People who vote for Trump should read this. 💕📦💕📦💕📦💕📦💕📦💕📦💕📦💕📦💕📦💕📦💕📦💕📦💕📦💕📦💕📦💕📦💕📦💕📦💕📦💕📦💕📦💕📦💕📦💕📦💕 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kvnrp 48,353 Posted January 23, 2016 Share Posted January 23, 2016 19 minutes ago, Shipper said: Save your people money. Listen to the full dramatic reading. Be ready as you hear lines like "My loins trembled as the scent of toupee adhesive and spray tan swept through my nasal cavity." People who vote for Trump should read this. I'm dead Spoiler This is also the first reading/audiobook I ever listened to completly Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shipper 12,765 Posted January 23, 2016 Author Share Posted January 23, 2016 Just now, kvnrp said: I'm dead Reveal hidden contents This is also the first reading/audiobook I ever listened to completly Rejoice for Trump has taken your first. 💕📦💕📦💕📦💕📦💕📦💕📦💕📦💕📦💕📦💕📦💕📦💕📦💕📦💕📦💕📦💕📦💕📦💕📦💕📦💕📦💕📦💕📦💕📦💕📦💕 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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