How should I censor Paparazzi for my performance of it this weekend?

[RAMROD 96,415]

In the song, Gaga sings "leather and jeans" and I have an ethical issue with leather but I still wanna sing the song. How can I censor it in a non annoying way?

Change it into,

"lederhosen or jeans"

So,

Led'rhos'n r jeans

Garage glamorous

Not sure what it means

But this photo of us

It don't have a price

Ready for those flashing lights!

:fan:

[Born To Slay 10,996]

Change it into,

"lederhosen or jeans"

So,

Led'rhos'n r jeans

Garage glamorous

Not sure what it means

But this photo of us

It don't have a price

Ready for those flashing lights!

Those are made from leather

[Pablo 6,965]

Change it into,

"lederhosen or jeans"

So,

Led'rhos'n r jeans

Garage glamorous

Not sure what it means

But this photo of us

It don't have a price

Ready for those flashing lights!

flashing lights hurts animals though

[RAMROD 96,415]

Those are made from leather

flashing lights hurts animals though

I hate y'all! *Southern accents*

j/k :fan:

[Born To Slay 10,996]

flashing lights hurts animals though

No animals will be in attendance for the show tho, so the flashing lights will be okay.

[SKYER 2]

Is this thread for real?

[Born To Slay 10,996]

Is this thread for real?

Yes, why do you ask?

[Duella Dvil 10,183]

(monosyllabic word to describe hair {black, long, bad) hair and jeans Garage glamourous

(monosyllabic word to describe hair {black, long, bad) hair and jeans Garage glamourous

Remember you're describing the guy you're chasing, you can't make a statement right there it will completely zoom over peoples heads

[Born To Slay 10,996]

(monosyllabic word to describe hair {black, long, bad) hair and jeans Garage glamourous

Remember you're describing the guy you're chasing, you can't make a statement right there it will completely zoom over peoples heads

I know but I'd feel uncomfortable saying leather without bashing it

[Shitwrecked 183]

Never censor a masterpiece.

[Born To Slay 10,996]

Never censor a masterpiece.

I have to in this case

[AbuHassan1992 766]

whatevery you do, don't sing animal. animal cruelty right there

[ByeBye49 161]

[Duella Dvil 10,183]

I don't really think you CAN make an impactful statement without changing more than the whole lyric or more because the audience will recognize what they know and what they have heard, keep in mind also they can see the lyrics. Their minds will trick them into STILL hearing leather. You're going to have to keep it simple for comforts sake but a venture into deeper changes COULD work

How about

"Leather is Cruel, but garage glamorous"

...my lashes are dry PETAs Tear drops I cry...

[Born To Slay 10,996]

I don't really think you CAN make an impactful statement without changing more than the whole lyric or more because the audience will recognize what they know and what they have heard, keep in mind also they can see the lyrics. Their minds will trick them into STILL hearing leather. You're going to have to keep it simple for comforts sake but a venture into deeper changes COULD workHow about

"Leather is Cruel, but garage glamorous"

...my lashes are dry PETAs Tear drops I cry...

OMG that's so perfect and the part with PETAs tears is great. I'm going to do this. Thank you.

I'm going with

"Learher is cruel, not glamorous"